THE THREE STOOGES COLLECTION: VOL. ONE (Columbia 1934-'36) Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
The Three Stooges are an acquired taste – meaning,
that to see them in all their spectacular insanity is to acquire an affinity
for their misguided antics immediately and forever. Though it is quite true
that men tend to find Moe, Larry and Curly more amusing than women, there is
little to deny this trio of chuckle-heads has left their indelible mark on the
history of American comedy. They began professionally as Ted Healy and His
Stooges with a series of short subjects made at MGM, where they also made their
feature film debut in Dancing Lady (1933) opposite Clark Gable and Joan
Crawford. The act, however, was not to endure. Healy was a control freak and
the stooges were better off as a solo act. So, with a split from Healy and a
change of venue to then ‘poverty row’ studio, Columbia – the newly
inaugurated ‘Three Stooges’ embarked upon a prolific career with
200 shorts, as connoisseurs of the slapstick – a reputation that has only grown
since their deaths. Ask most anyone to name their personal fav’ and ‘Curly’
usually gets the odds-on nod. It’s no wonder; since Sony’s newly released The
Three Stooges Collection Vol. One 1934-1936 provides us with 19 nyuk-nyuks
featuring that beloved bald buffoon – leering, laughing and lumping his way
into our hearts. Some of the trios’ best work is represented in this 2-disc
collector’s pack. Starting with the stooges’ first short for Columbia, the
musical novelty – Woman Haters (1934), we get a chance to see the
evolution of that inimitable branding. The boys play three jilted lovers who
have officially sworn off the fairer sex. One problem – they all fall for the
same dish who plays all three for suckers.
Moving along; a personal favorite – Punch Drunks
(1934), the short where Curly becomes a boxing powerhouse each time he hears
Larry play ‘Pop Goes the Weasel.’ Men in Black (1934)
finds the boys as three rejects from med’ school who practice their own fractured
vein of medicine in intensive care. The last of 1934’s offerings is Three
Little Pigskins - the boys tackle the fifty yard line with hilarity and
chutzpah. 1935 begins on a bright note with Horse Collars; the
boys are a trio of detectives sent to collect an IOU from a ruthless killer. Restless
Knights sets the boys in medieval England to protect the queen against
palace intrigue. “From whence did you come?” the queen inquires, “Paris!”
says Larry. “And what were you doing there?” the queen insists. “Oh,
looking over the parasites!” says Moe. Next up, another personal favorite; Pop
Goes the Easel - the boys hide out at an art studio and top off their
stay with a gregarious clay fight. Uncivil Warriors places the
trio at the height of the American Civil War as ‘intelligence’ operators who
infiltrate the south to gather war secrets. Pardon My Scotch has
the boys as bootleggers, inventing a new and very potent booze to help ease the
sting of prohibition. Hoi Polloi – another personal fav’ – has
the boys sent off to charm school by a millionaire who is convinced he can turn
them into gentlemen. The last of 1935’s offerings is Three Little Beers
– a riotous excursion into high society that ends with a calamitous golf match.
1936's’ roster includes Ants In the Pantry
- the boys are exterminators who chase away more two-legged guests than
four-legged pests; Movie Maniacs – finds the boys creating havoc
in Hollywood, while in Half-Shot Shooters – some payback is
incurred with an old army sergeant. In Disorder in the Court – the
boys make a mockery of legal ease. A Pain in the Pullman is most famous
for the antics between Curly and a cantankerous monkey. In False Alarms,
the boys as half-witted firemen who start more blazes than they manage to put
out; Whoops I’m An Indian! finds them roughing it in the wilderness. And
finally, there is Slippery Silks – the stooges inherit a dress
shop and turn high fashion into high-sterics! So much for the line up. What
about the transfers?
THANK YOU, SONY! After having to endure the travesty
of overpriced, colorized and un-restored countless reissues of the same old
Stooges shorts presented out of sequence, Sony Pictures has finally issued a
compendium of classics at a bargain basement price, in chronological order,
and, remastered in high definition. Having been a victim of Sony’s faux
advertising of ‘remastered in hi-def’ without the benefit of any digital
restoration in the past, this reviewer frankly did not hold out much hope for
this collection. But I am happy to report, not only has considerable work been
done on these shorts, but most look superior to anything consumers have yet
seen from this vintage. The B&W elements are remarkably clean, smooth and
solid with fine contrast, accurately reproduced grain and a bare minimum of age-related
artifacts. Fine details are evident throughout. Blacks are generally deep.
Whites are almost pristine. The one exception is ‘Whoops I’m An Indian!’
I suspect that the original negative for this short no longer exists. The image
is overly contrasted and fine details are lost. Process shots are riddled in
dirt and scratches. The audio on all these shorts is Dolby Digital 1.0 mono. Bottom
line: highly recommended! ‘Why soit-ney! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!’
FILM RATING (out of five - five being the best)
Overall – 5+
VIDEO/AUDIO
4
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