KENTUCKY KERNELS - Blu-ray (RKO, 1934) Warner Archive

 

The joyful and smarmy antics of Bert Wheeler and Robert Woolsey is an acquired taste. That said, it’s fairly easy to acquire, what with the perpetually nebbish Wheeler at the constant beck-and-call of his more caustic counterpart. The New Jersey-born, Wheeler paired with Woolsey on Broadway, their first picture together – 1929’s Rio Rita, immediately establishing their preeminence in the movies. The uniqueness of this comedic fop meets ‘straight man’ charm is not immediately apparent, and, in some ways, the duo’s reputation has been misrepresented today as ‘lessers’ in the pantheon of great ‘acts’ from Hollywood’s golden age. But actually, these boys were a smashing success right out of the gate, in their time – and prime – and remained fairly ebullient sophisticates of the yuk-yuk class. When Woolsey tragically died in 1938, after a year-long battle with kidney failure, Wheeler struggled to re-imagine his career, turning to friend and former co-star, Dorothy Lee to create a semi-lucrative Vaudeville act, and later, appearing on the radio and TV as a ‘guest’, opposite such luminaries as Frank Sinatra and Jackie Gleason. Wheeler, whose popularity eroded over the last decades of his life, as Woolsey, would be quietly forgotten thereafter – the team’s legacy, dormant until a few of their most popular movies began resurfacing as ‘filler’ on late-night television.

And now, at least some of their lovable nonsense is on full display again in director, George Stevens’ Kentucky Kernels (1934), a deliciously obtuse, if slickly packaged programmer from the RKO stables, whose thimble of a plot is cobbled together by Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby and Fred Guiol. If familiar within the plug-and-play formula of their cinematic outings, then it will come as virtually no surprise to discover herein that, at barely 75 minutes, there is no time for plot. Not that it matters, as the bulk of the picture is effectively eaten up by the razor-sharp badinage between Messer’s Wheeler and Woolsey doing what they do best, with the added attraction of enjoying a young George ‘Spanky’ McFarland, thinly rechristened Spanky Milfor; an orphan/heir-apparent to a Southern dynasty. But before the war comes a bit of ingeniously scripted misdirection to kick everything off. Snubbed by his gal/pal, swell Jerry Bronson (Paul Page) decides there is no point to life and elects to end it all by leaping off a tall bridge into the river. Unhappy chance, Jer’ does not look before he leaps, falling into the fishing nets of Willie Doyle (Bert Wheeler) and Elmer Dugan (Robert Woolsey); a pair of barely sustainable hobos, living in a glass-house shanty just under the bridge. After rescuing this fallen (literally and figuratively) man, and convincing him to get on with the business of living, Doyle and Dugan reason the best way to provide Jerry with that necessary stability is to adopt an orphan.

So, Doyle and Dugan engage the services of kindly Mrs. Baxter (Margaret Dumont) who slyly pawns off young Spanky Milfor on this unsuspecting pair. The cherub-esque Spanky turns out to be a holy terror with a penchant for smashing anything made of glass. This, predictably, leads to all sorts of misadventures, including a silly little confrontation with the police.  Meanwhile, Jerry informs his friends his ex has decided to take him back. Joyful Jerry departs for an extended elopement and honeymoon, leaving Spanky in Doyle and Dugan’s care. Not long thereafter, Mrs. Baxter informs them Spanky has come into a major inheritance in the South. Packing up and crossing the Mason/Dixon line, this triumvirate is thrust in the middle of an old-fashioned Southern war between the Milfors and the Wakefields, overseen by a caustic and curmudgeonly Colonel (Noah Beery), and fronted, on the Milfor side, by the Wagnerian-built, Aunt Hannah (Lucille LaVerne). Seems Hannah and the Colonel were hot-and-heavy once upon a time. As those embers were prematurely extinguished by Hannah’s marriage, now that her husband is deceased, a burgeoning romance get stirred after Doyle and Dugan take dead aim to bury the hatchet between these two families once and for all – primarily, so Doyle can pursue the Wakefield’s comely daughter, Gloria (Mary Carlisle).

Hosting a grand gala on the Milfor plantation, Doyle and Dugan’s master plan for reconciliation appears to be going smoothly until Spanky lets it be known certain prejudices endure between the Milfors and the Wakefields. It does not take much to set Colonel Wakefield off, engaging his sons, Jeff (Frank McGlynn Jr.), Hank (Richard Alexander), and John (William Pawley) to go after Doyle and Dugan. Meanwhile, Doyle has sneaked into the Wakefield’s manor to pledge his love for Gloria. This leads to a hilarious vignette in which Doyle is inadvertently discovered by the Colonel and his boys in Gloria’s bed and Dugan has to do some fast back-peddling to convince the staunchly conservative ‘gentlemen’ nothing out of the ordinary has happened. Rather predictably, after a few more counts of misdirection, the families are reconciled with Doyle permitted to pursue his honorable intentions towards Gloria.

Kentucky Kernels may not be ‘high art’ but it is highly amusing nonetheless; its chief assets, undoubtedly Wheeler and Woolsey, plus the added attraction of indulging the mischievous Spanky McFarland (whose inheritance serves as the MacGuffin of this fluff piece), and, who crops up at the most inopportune moments to throw a proverbial wrench into Doyle and Dugan’s carefully contrived strategies for armistice between the two families. Smack in the middle of this tightly written – and even more stringently executed – comedy of errors, director, Stevens and his on-camera cohorts bring the shenanigans to a screeching halt with an elaborate production number, ‘One Little Kiss’ – a song, breezy but incapable of sustaining such a dynamic presentation, for which virtually every cast member is required to warble the same verse and chorus over and over again until even its slight lyrics have decidedly worn out their welcome.

Otherwise, we get a lot of enjoyable byplay between Wheeler and Woolsey; the best of their ‘skits’ coming early when Woolsey – as Dugan – at ease in their dilapidated hovel beneath the bridge, incongruously sheathed in a rather ritzy smoking jacket, slippers and reading the paper, listens, with some annoyance, as Doyle, in an apron and up to his elbow sleeves in dirty dishes at the sink, laments as a dutiful drudge might, how his efforts to maintain good housekeeping have gone quietly unnoticed and his ‘dish-pan’ hands are something his mother forewarned. With today’s more laissez faire attitudes towards homosexuality, this scene now lacks the distinct whiff of naughtiness it likely carried in 1934, teasing the audience with the prospects Doyle and Dugan just might be ‘a couple’ in every sense of the word.  Regardless, the scene is very – ‘very’ – funny.

Lamentable from today’s more ‘progressive’ perspective, in its cardboard cutout representation of the simple-minded ‘darkie’, exemplified by Willy Best’s bug-eyed servant, Buckshot (billed in the credits as ‘Sleep n’ Eat’), and, given the current climate of civil unrest in America, I would have never thought Kentucky Kernels would ever see the light of day again, primarily because of this flawed depiction of these ‘emancipated’ but very much slavery-esque blacks, still schlepping it with bowed head and curved shoulders for the stout-hearted white folk on the plantation, circa, 1934!  Overlooking this judgement call (as one must, since mores and attitudes of the thirties have absolutely no bearing on how far race relations in America have (d)evolved since), RKO, a studio best known then for lavishly appointed Astaire/Rogers’ musicals, running concurrently with Wheeler and Woolsey’s cycle of B-grade/C-budgeted quota quickies, get maximum mileage from this deft and delicious little outing. The secondary players are all ‘old hams’ cured to perfection and perfectly to augment ‘the stars.’ While some movies are noted for production value ‘quality’, while others for their ‘very fine performances or excellent screenplays’, Kentucky Kernels falls into that rare niche, possessing neither luxury in spades, and yet, somehow, effortlessly to delight us to distraction with its quaintness, long-since to have acquired a ‘vintage’ quality. A really fun movie of the ‘little gem’ class that holds up – mostly – under repeat viewing!

It can safely be said no one outside of the Warner Archive (WAC) saw this one coming. The hi-def release of Kentucky Kernels continues to speak to the studio’s commitment in bringing ‘rare’ and ‘niche’ catalog to the forefront of the public’s attention in pristine quality, which has always been a hallmark of WAC releases. In some ways, it is boring to review most WAC Blu-rays, as quality is never an issue. After all, it’s hard to mess with perfection. For inculcating such tedium in the ‘reviewer class’, my only response to Mr. George Feltenstein and his minions toiling diligently is, ‘Bless you.’  Kentucky Kernels sports a superb-looking B&W transfer that will surely not disappoint. Gray scale is excellent, and fine details pop with a resilience that belies the movie is now 86-yrs.-old. Wow and thank you! Film grain is properly placed, and contrast is superb. Blacks are velvety rich and whites, sparkling and pristine. You are going to LOVE this presentation. The 1.0 DTS mono is marvelous too, with no hiss or pop. Regrettably, there are no extras. But WAC has put its money where it counts – on creating a stunning 1080p presentation of this ‘hard-to-find’ title. Kentucky Kernels ought to be on everyone’s shelf this Christmas, if, for no other reason, than to support the studio in its fine remastering efforts. Outside of Sony (who do stunningly handsome work, albeit with a much smaller catalog of classic movies at their disposal), Warner Bros. (whose archives include the stored riches, not only of their own studio, but also MGM and RKO) continues to lead the pack. This disc is no exception to what has been a very steadfast rule since the Warner Archive debuted. Wonderful stuff! Please support it with your dollars. Highly recommended!

FILM RATING (out of 5 – 5 being the best)

3

VIDEO/AUDIO

5+

EXTRAS

0 

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