ROAD HOUSE: 4K UHD Blu-ray (United Artists, 1989) Vinegar Syndrome
Patrick Swayze, who left us much
too soon at the age of 57, followed up his phenomenal breakout performance as
Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing (1987) with three characterless caricatures
of the Hollywood he-man, designed to capitalize on his machismo and rugged
masculinity. The best of these was likely Rowdy Herrington’s Road House
(1989), a rather sordid, and marginally idiotic story about a seemingly ‘super
human’ bouncer for hire. Eviscerated at the time by the critics for its
needless bloodshed and pretty pedestrian fanfare in the actioner genre, Road
House today has evolved a cult status that shows little signs of slowing
down. This is, in no small part, due to Swayze’s enviable charisma that goes
well beyond his well-honed physical prowess or his undeniably sexy good looks. Indeed,
Swayze once classified himself as a throwback to the old Southern gentleman and
illustrated the mettle of this archetype with fetching accuracy in TV’s
sprawling miniseries, North & South (1985-94). Yet, even when
removed from the milieu of the American civil war this standard of the moonlight
and magnolia-mannered man of veracity pretty well fit Swayze to a tee. Whatever
the era or character he was playing, Swayze commanded our respect for this genuine,
quiet rectitude. And even after super-stardom took hold, he never forgot or
mislaid the importance of this ingrained integrity. Were that there were more
of his kind – or, in fact, any – in today’s Hollywood!
In Road House, Swayze is
James Dalton – simply known as ‘Dalton’ – a cooler, notorious for taking some
very rough trade watering holes and transforming them into classy nightclubs
where the elite do more than meet, but keep it all behind closed doors.
Dalton’s a ‘cool customer’, his steely gaze, sinewy frame and impeccably
tailored wardrobe making him the envy of every man and the target of too many
liquored up buffoons who moronically think they can ‘take’ Dalton on and win. Dalton
may not be as big as some of the steroidal dead heads who challenge his
supremacy. In point of fact, one of the movies running gags is “I thought
you’d be taller.” But Dalton keeps
himself extremely fit and maintains a clear head at all times, thinking his way
through spectacularly violent bar fights that predictably end in his favor. For
Swayze, a classically trained dancer, these staged fisticuffs seem almost
second nature, choreographed with a dancer’s finesse and actor’s eye for
exploiting the human form in almost balletic terms. There is an artistry to
Swayze’s execution of the classic barroom brawl that belies the usual muscly
thug-thrash-and-whack encounters usually to materialize on the screen, a sort
of elegance matched up to some truly devastating brawn. It works - spectacularly
well – lending Dalton an air of sophistication that is never smug, overbearing
or gauche.
Less successful is David Lee Henry
(R. Lance Hill) and Hilary Henkin’s whacky screenplay, migrating the ‘frontier
justice’ motif of a classic shoot ‘em up western to the ‘then’ present, most of
the head-smashing set in and around a road house built on the outskirts of a
seedy little town, fascistically dominated by Brad Wesley (Ben Gazarra). Wesley’s
a middle-aged millionaire fat cat who delights in manhandling all he surveys
with a sort of clouded, delusional psychosis. He thinks himself a god.
Therefore, he must be one. Point blank: Wesley’s money has gone to his head. He
wouldn’t be the first man to think a bank role the size of Bolivia can expunge
virtually any and all sins while lending an air of entitlement to his already
over-weaning authority. And, true to this stereotype, dear ole Wes’ has
surrounded himself with a butch goon squad, renegade mercenaries, perpetually
scowled and packing a small arsenal of weaponry as though they were plotting to
invade the nearest third world hell hole next week. Road House is an odd
movie to critique because it precariously teeters between its virtues and vices
as a good ‘bad’ movie that did perform altogether as anticipated at the box
office. Nevertheless, Road House today is considered one of the guilty
little pleasures of the eighties, to be enjoyed by exactly the sort of armchair
warrior who would wish to be half the man James Dalton is, but more oft’ than
not leans heavily toward the big bully with a perpetual ‘hard on’ for co-star,
Kelly Lynch.
With her teased out blonde tresses
and a slinky bod immaculately tailored in form-fitting gowns (even her doctor’s
scrubs look as though they have been customized by Lord & Taylor) Lynch’s
Dr. Elizabeth Clay is precisely the sexpot to cause the usually austere Dalton
to throw caution to the wind, sit up and take notice. She is also the sort
Wesley would prefer to add to his collection of felines ‘for hire’; gals, dear
ole Wes’ would not have a hope in hell of acquiring, much less satisfying,
except by showing off the girth of his wallet. Money, money, money…it’s a rich
man’s game. Ben Gazarra is an actor I have merely, if unfairly, tolerated over
the years, if for no other reason, that he always seems perennially cast as the
sulking brute suffering from the proverbial ‘short man’s complex. Personally, I
feel Gazarra’s best movie is Otto Preminger’s Anatomy of a Murder
(1959), though chiefly because it stars, James Stewart and has the uber-sexy
Lee Remick in it. Gazarra holds his own in that movie, but he still plays the
dirty little bastard hoping to stand tall using shoe inserts instead of
personality and class to achieve his not terribly prepossessing disguise. Road
House needs another villain comparable in physical stature to our hero. So,
we get Anthony De Longis, a pro-stuntman/coordinator come actor, as Wesley’s
leering henchman, Gary Ketchum; Marshall Teague, as steely-eyed Jimmy, and,
Gary Hudson as Steve – a real scruffy dog of a disgruntled coworker, looking to
kick some proverbial butt simply because he thinks he can. Viewed in the right
frame of mind, Road House comes across as an unabashedly sexist and
ultra-violent smash up, a demolition derby that uses human remains instead of
cars to achieve the same effect. Dalton frequently puts his finely honed body
through the paces and in peril, getting his muscly gut and arms stabbed,
slashed, shot, and cut wide open with broken beer bottles, switchblades and
knives. Exactly how this daily desecration of human flesh equates to butch
manliness has, frankly, always escaped me. If Dalton were to live on after this
movie, he would likely wind up arthritically stricken and confined to a
wheelchair by the age of fifty. But Dalton’s appeal, at least for scores of
young men who look not beyond their own immortality at the age of
twenty-something, cleverly straddles the chasm between Nietzsche’s notion of
the super man, and our knuckle-dragging Neanderthal ancestors who indiscriminately
clubbed both their prey and their women with a dispassionate grunt for simply
getting the job done.
The trouble with Road House
is it desperately wants to illustrate precisely the opposite, how Dalton’s
superior intellect outfoxes these hulks and the Brainiac puppet-master pulling
their hamstrings. One might sincerely suggest, ‘Okay, so what’s wrong with
that?’ the obvious reply being, that if Dalton is such a smart fellow, with
a good head snapped onto his sport n’ shaved broad shoulders, why does he
repeatedly place both it and what’s attached from the neck down in imminent
peril. It doesn’t make for sound logic… or even from the perspective of an
ex-military special ops assassin, forsaking his rather gruesome past, yet
called upon again to do some bare-fisted throat-ripping (literally). Again, put
in the proper context it is possible to be ‘entertained’ by this sort of
needless butt and brain-bashing blood feud in much the same way WWE
Wrestlemania and UFC caged kickboxing has its ardent followers and armchair
champions. But Patrick Swayze is a perceptive actor. It is precisely this
strain of intelligence, coupled with an infinitely more manly grace and an
intuitive sensitivity that made Swayze profoundly appealing to both men and
women in the first place. And Swayze has proven the ability to poke fun at life
and his place in it in tandem, and, to stride, not with only an air of
masculine confidence, but with an aesthetically pleasing cadence, devoted more
to a celebration of life than ego.
There is more to Dalton’s saunter
than swagger for which far too many male action stars of any generation have
seen necessary to exaggerate as though a pair of ten-ton balls were clanging
back and forth in their Jockeys. As such, Swayze is largely working against
type as Dalton. He succeeds, primarily because he is a better actor than most
any critic of his day gave him credit. But he is also going against the grain
of that highly desirable ‘cuttie/toughie’ he portrayed in Dirty Dancing,
and, the stalwart, charger-riding southerner, Orrie Maine depicted in North
& South. Both performances made Patrick Swayze the stud du jour. Road
House wastes no time knocking that reputation down a peg or three, a betrayal
of the principles Swayze innately possesses and has presented for our infinite
enjoyment elsewhere. Subsequent attempts Swayze made to break out of the
conventions of his inbred respectability, as in 1991’s Point Break (now,
also considered something of a cult classic), nevertheless illustrated then, as
now, the misguidedness in that exercise.
You can’t take the ‘gentle’ out of the man. More to the point – why
would anyone want to?
Road House opens,
appropriately, with a mild skirmish inside an upscale nightclub. Dalton
intercedes after one of the patrons gets hostile with his ‘lady of the night’
and pulls a knife to slash open his triceps. Unnerved by either the assault or
the obvious pain, Dalton has the drunken morons escorted to the edge of the
property before retiring to his private office. Ever the pragmatist, Dalton packs
his own surgical kit and expertly stitching together his gaping wound.
Evidently, he has had a lot of practice. This impresses Frank Tilghman (Kevin
Tighe); the proprietor of the Double Deuce – a honkytonk in desperate need of
some tough civilization, so described as a one-time ‘sweet deal’ but now the
sort of place ‘where they sweep the eyeballs up after hours’. Dalton
recommends Wade Garrett for the job. But Tilghman wants Dalton. For $5000 up
front, $500 a night, plus all medical expenses paid, Tilghman gets his man.
Dalton makes his way, tossing the keys to his beat-up Chevy to a homeless guy
(Chino 'Fats' Williams) before tearing off to the town of Jasper in a brand-new
Mercedes. The Double Deuce is every bit
the cesspool Dalton expected. A few of the bouncers are more interested in
feeling up the barely legal female clientele. Others are merely inebriated on
their own brutish, thick-headed power trip. A few of the waitresses are dealing
drugs in the bathroom. Cody (Jeff Healey) and his band have to be kept behind a
protective screen as the shirtless, lewd and thoroughly bombed out of their
respective gourds, frequently throw trash and beer bottles to exercise both
their idiotic approval and disrespect for the live entertainment. Good-nature
waitress, Carrie-Anne (Kathleen Wilhoite) encourages Dalton to ignore the
intimidation. Not that Dalton is
intimidated, or even put off by what he sees. On the contrary, the Double Deuce
is exactly the sort of bottom-feeder’s pit he is going to relish transforming
into an upscale class act where everyone can feel welcome and safe.
In short order, Dalton sets himself
up inside the barn loft of local farmer, Emmett (Sunshine Parker). The property
is divided by a modest lake. On the other side sits the stately manor of Brad
Wesley. The millionaire’s arrival by helicopter deliberately spooks Emmett’s
horses. We later learn, Wesley is determined to run Emmett off the land that
has been in his family for generations. Dalton does not take kindly to claim
jumpers any more than he appreciates drunkards. He makes waves, driving a
beat-up ’65 Buick Riviera, his cool demeanor unsettling to Tilghman’s bouncers
who prefer the roughhousing antics of streetfighters to Dalton’s more refined
and militaristic diffusion of any situation. Without hesitation, and after
being placed in charge by Tilghman at a joint meeting of all the staff, Dalton begins
to clean house by laying down some basic ground rules. “People who want to
have a good time do not patronize ‘a slaughterhouse’ with too many power
drinkers, felons and trustees of modern chemistry running amuck. So, Rule #1 –
never, underestimate your opponent. Number two: take all altercations outside.
And Rule #3…be nice.”
It's Dalton’s law, almost
immediately tested when a drunken moron allows his equally as inebriated
girlfriend to perform a table dance. Dalton orders one of his own, Hank (Kurt
James Stefka) to intercede. And while Hank obeys Dalton to the letter, he is
accosted at the point of a switchblade until Dalton breaks up the brawl,
casually splitting the table in half using the drunk’s head, then, ordering the
disorientated fool ‘escorted’ to the front door without further delay. His
short shrift finesse impresses everyone and convinces Tilghman he has hired the
right guy to manage his club. But Dalton is not finished. He barges into the
storeroom where another bouncer, Steve (Gary Hudson) has a willing female
patron over a barrel – literally. Dalton fires Steve on the spot. “I’m on
break,” is his excuse. “Stay on it,” is Dalton’s quick reply. Dalton
also confronts bartender, Pat McGurn (John Doe), who is skimming the till for
about $150 a night. “Consider it severance pay,” says Dalton, before
giving Pat his walking papers. And while Tilghman is exceptionally impressed
with Dalton’s results, Dalton also warns him, “It’ll get worse before it
gets better.” Indeed, exiting the club later that night, Dalton discovers
all four of his tires slashed and his windshield smashed. But hey, he takes it
all in stride.
Come to fix his car, Dalton has his
first cordial meeting with Brad Wesley inside Red Webster’s (Red West) local
auto parts store. The congenial Red forewarns Dalton never to marry an ugly
woman, a bad joke that continues to sour as the mood turns palpably more
ominous with Wesley’s arrival. Wesley’s henchman, Jimmy (Marshall Teague) and
Dalton exchange a few penetrating stares. Not long thereafter, Wesley observes
from his property line as Dalton indulges in some meditational Tai Chi. Aside:
there are two valid criticisms I have of Road House: first, it is a
movie teeming with the objectification of Patrick Swayze’s male form, so much
that we might just as well have had an extended ‘workout’ video featuring
Swayze in place of what’s here, sweat glistening in slo-mo, the camera having
its 360-degree love affair to some exotic strains of Michael Kamen’s
underscore. Perhaps, a hard man really is good to film. Earlier, we were
given the obligatory nude butt crack for which a certain vintage of 80’s action
movies are, at least in hindsight, justly (in)famous. Road House is, I
suspect, endeavoring to establish its equal opportunity sexism to appeal to a
broader audience. Men will pay to see some aggressive ass-whipping, and women,
who will simply pay to see Swayze’s loins, preferably unsheathed without giving
away the full-frontal goodies. After all, let us leave something to the
imagination and the R-rating.
It does not take long for the
Double Deuce to be revisited by Pat, who holds Tilghman hostage in his office
at knifepoint with a couple of his goons. Dalton valiantly defends his
employer, but is severely wounded in the side, nevertheless sauntering off to
the local hospital where he is promptly treated by Dr. Elizabeth Clay, adding
eight staples to his laundry list of sundry injuries and broken bones. This
leads to my second problem with Road House; its sincerely flawed love
interest. Actress, Kelly Lynch is undeniably good eye candy. But she is too
much in love with Dalton from the get go. Despite wearing glasses – a hopeless
effort by costume designer, Marilyn Vance to dowdy up her surfer girl image
while adding a more bookish charm to her character – even draped in a
hand-me-down physician’s white coat, Lynch is no more convincing as an
emergency room practitioner than Ben Gazarra is as the movie’s diminutive, if
ever so slightly menacing tyrant. The good doctor and Dalton share a playful
exchange of dialogue – arguably, the best piece of ‘bad writing’ in the movie.
She gets to know him socially and he welcomes her flirtations. It is an almost
screwball cute meet, inserted between all the boozing, ballin’ and brawlin’. Like
the other set pieces in this increasingly unwieldy mishmash, it just does not
fit.
Dalton arrives at Red’s Hardware to
find the place totally trashed. Red explains the situation. Wesley owns the
town. All the businesses paying a cut of ten percent to start, the ante going
up and up with the proverbial ‘hot coals and thumb screws’ tactics applied to
insure everyone pays up on time and in full. Tilghman is not beholding to
Wesley and that is a problem. Having failed in his previous assaults on the
club, Wesley now sends a small army of his best thug muscle, including Gary
Ketchum, to perform a little roughhousing and remodeling tear down. But Dalton
and his newly trained entourage are ready for them. “You’re too stupid to
have a good time,” Dalton tells Ketchum, before twisting his ankle and
dragging him outside for a good skirmish in the dust. This ends in abject
humiliation for Ketchum and his boys. Now, the romance between Elizabeth and
Dalton heats up. Apparently, there is nothing hotter to a woman than a man who
can defend himself. In short order, Liz joins Dalton for some feral tomcatting
on the rooftop, their steamy sex observed by Wesley from a distance. More butt
crack and boobage. Later, Wesley summons Dalton to his home, ostensibly, to
make him an offer he cannot refuse. Wesley threatens Dalton with exposure of a
sordid chapter from his history as a bouncer – knowledge that he killed a man
in cold blood in Memphis, using his tactical military training to rip the other
guy’s throat out with his bare hands. Although the law classified the incident
as ‘self-defense’, Wesley suggests he can have the exoneration overturned.
Wesley tries to buy off Dalton. But it is no use. Dalton will never work for
Wesley.
A short while later, Dalton learns
from Cody that Wesley had ‘a thing’ for Liz. But before Dalton can contemplate
the ramifications of screwing around with the plaything of Jasper’s biggest
gangster, the liquor truck has arrived for unloading out back. Too bad this is
a surprise ambush. Morgan and a few nondescript thugs take Dalton to task and
manage – briefly – to get the upper hand. Dalton is spared a good pummeling by
the arrival of his ole buddy, Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott) - the ‘cooler’ Dalton
has always idolized. Wade is, after all, the best in the biz and despite his
graying mop of straggly hair, he has lost absolutely none of his vim or vigor
to get the job done. Dalton and Wade clean house, mopping up the pavement with
Morgan and his buffoons. Dalton introduces Wade to Elizabeth. Wade approves,
but not if Dalton refuses to let go of the past - the man he killed in
self-defense. Partly as retribution, Wesley gives the command to have Red’s
store torched, making light of the blaze. Unwilling to exacerbate the
situation, Dalton allows Wesley and his entourage their visit, hoping to quell
the bad blood. Alas, it won’t work. Car dealership owner, Pete Stroudenmire
(Jon Paul Jones) is the next to be taken to task for not paying his dues.
Ketchum derives the greatest of pleasures from demolishing Pete’s showroom and
flattening four of his prized station wagons with a monster truck as Dalton
looks on.
As night falls, Liz implores Dalton
to get out of town. But before they can debate the issue, Emmett’s house is
rocked by a gas explosion. Dalton witnesses Jimmy fleeing the scene and makes
chase after him on foot. The two men take their stance. Dalton has had enough.
But Jimmy is a potent adversary. In this fight to the finish only one man will
walk away. His rage exposed for the
first time in a very long while, Dalton rips Jimmy’s throat out with his bare hands,
the murder witnessed by Elizabeth who now is quite uncertain as to what sort of
man she has given her body, heart and soul to in the name of love. Dalton
receives an ominous phone call from Wesley vowing to have either Wade or Liz
murdered. At this same instance, Wade staggers into the Double Deuce, badly
beaten but very much alive. Believing Elizabeth to be the real target of
Wesley’s revenge, Dalton races to the hospital. Alas, she has taken a step back
from her feelings for Dalton and wants nothing more to do with him. Returning
to the Double Deuce, Dalton discovers Wade’s body splayed on the bar with a
knife stuck in his chest. Fighting back tears, an enraged Dalton dislodges the
blade and jumps into his Mercedes, determined to settle the score with Wesley
once and for all.
Wesley’s boys are ready for him,
certain the Mercedes barreling toward them at top speeds belongs to Dalton.
They are partly right. It is Dalton’s car. Only Dalton isn’t in it. Wesley’s
men discover the knife used to murder Wade holding down the accelerator. With
militaristic precision, Dalton picks off Wesley’s toughs one at a time. Now Wesley is determined to kill his arch
nemesis. It is a brutal scene, ended only for a moment when it appears as
though Dalton will kill the old bugger as he finished off Jimmy. Instead,
Dalton withdraws. Despite his earlier altercation with Jimmy, Dalton is not a
bad man, just a good one thrust into some very bad circumstances. It’s over as
far as he is concerned. He wants nothing more to do with Wesley, Jasper or the
Double Deuce. Too bad, Wesley does not play by the mark of Queensberry Rules,
seizing the opportunity of Dalton’s back turned to him to reach for his
concealed pistol. Dalton is spared death by Red, Emmett, Stroudenmire and
Tilghman, each unloading either his pistol or shotgun into Wesley’s body with
calculated revenge. Before the law can arrive, the weapons are stashed.
Everyone backs up the others’ innocence. Nobody saw anything. The secret of how
Wesley met with his justly deserved, if gruesome end, is left an open-ended
mystery. Unable to simply leave the plot
here, director, Rowdy Herrington adds an obligatory footnote - the ‘love scene’.
Elizabeth and Dalton lock in a passionate embrace at the ole swimming hole,
suggesting a reconciliation and Dalton’s desire to retire from being a ‘cooler’
for good. After all, he has found the right woman…or at least a very firm one…
with which to share the rest of his life, or so it would seem.
Road House is an inconsistently
rendered entertainment - just one extended ‘fight sequence’ intermittently
interrupted by a few lighter moments to make the grotesqueness of human carnage
palpable. Unfortunately, these characters have very little to say in between
sweaty, blood-soaked bits of business, the dialogue perfunctory at best and
largely constructed around pithy retorts and a lot of male chest-thumping.
This, I suspect, is meant to infer the real mettle of any man is in his fists,
not his head. Wrong, rubbish and badly done! Patrick Swayze does his best to
offer us an ‘intelligent’ read of this remarkably inarticulate student of life
and philosophy. It is primarily due to his diligence as an actor, a lot of this
soul-searching, plus some fairly graceful maneuvers besides, that Swayze succeeds
in at least hinting Dalton is a guy with hidden qualities and talents. Kelly
Lynch is a write off – taut and sexy, but without any intelligence on the side.
Out of her doctor’s scrubs, she carries herself like leggy flesh bait with an
attitude on the prowl. Her indignation at witnessing Dalton kill Jimmy is a
real misfire for which Lynch cannot seem to muster anything more affecting than
a pouting grimace with big and wounded cow eyes. The rest of the characters are
cardboard cutouts at best, relying wholly on the actors’ real-life presence to
sustain them.
As example, what do we know about gawky
waitress, Carrie-Anne? She brings Dalton his morning coffee, and, in an early
scene that goes nowhere, is left to gaze admiringly at Swayze’s naked butt
crack. Actress, Kathleen Wilhoite’s smiling eyes and toothy grin have always
reminded me of Janice, the Muppet lead singer from the band, Dr. Teeth and the
Electric Mayhem. Her goony Southern drawl give us ‘her character’. Wilhoite is a
presence, just not the embodiment of a character in this movie. One can argue,
we need not discover anything else about the ensemble. They are, after all,
just backdrop. The problem, however, is virtually everyone in Road House
is ‘only’ backdrop. Even Ben Gazarra’s villainous geezer. If Brad Wesley is the
ranking kingpin of Jasper, what could he possibly hope to gain by such obvious
intimidation tactics? David Lee Henry and Hilary Henkin’s screenplay paint him
as a pure psychopath. At one point, Wesley informs Dalton the town of Jasper
owes him everything because he alone has been responsible for bringing such big
business investments as J.C. Penny to town. But would a big retailer like Penny’s
in its prime truly flock to this dirt road enclave on Wesley say so alone,
especially since his tug-o-war with the locals has generated a sort of
‘frontier justice’ surely to discourage more progressively-minded big American
corporations to partake of Wesley’s ‘progressive’ plans for the future. And what would Wesley want of this competition
anyway, a conglomerate certain to abstain from his thuggish extortion tactics?
No, the premise is flawed. The
Hill/Henkin effort would have done better to telescopically focus on Dalton’s
reformation of the Double Deuce and the camaraderie fostered between the
remaining bouncers loyal to Dalton and their boss, Tilghman; also, the mounting
sexual chemistry between Dalton and Elizabeth. It’s a no brainer actually,
except that grey matter seems to have been in short supply or taken a complete
holiday during the executive decision-making process and artistic choices made
by director, Rowdy Herrington. The story is a bust – more than mangled by the
rising body count. We must give kudos to stunt coordinator, Charlie Picerni,
fight sequence trainer, Benny Urquidez and the myriad of stunt men and women,
too numerous to list herein, for their incredibly varied work. Road House
features some of the most ingenious and unhinged bar room brawls yet achieved
on the movie screen, full scale, bone-crushing/body-slamming assaults that,
even under the most stringent safety conditions, must have been sincerely
painful to pull off. Arguably, it is their work that has maintained Road
House’s reputation as a ‘fun’ actioner for the blockbuster summer trade it
miserably failed to entice into theaters back in 1989.
On an estimated $17 million dollar
budget, Road House went on to gross a respectable $30,050,028.00: hardly
a sleeper, but a sizable return on investment nevertheless. Today, Road
House rises and falls on the reputation of the late Patrick Swayze. Yet, it
is disheartening to think of Swayze in these terms, given short shrift as
beefcake poured into a pair of form-fitted jeans, stripped raw for the
obligatory butt cheek moment, though otherwise utterly denied the opportunity
to act his way out of a paper bag in this wafer-thin/no nothing, plot-less,
pointless, and, occasionally plodding blood-bashing/ball-breaking spectacle of
testosterone run amuck. Swayze had more to offer and proved it elsewhere in his
screen achievements. Road House is far from his finest hour. In fact, it
is nothing more than a footnote to his career. Apart from Swayze’s presence,
the movie is blessed to have cinematographer, Dean Cundey, an artist with an
eye for lensing 2.35:1 aspect ratio images that are always interesting to look
at, finding the depth in his visual presentations, utterly lacking in the
story’s plot or otherwise nonexistent character development. In the final
analysis, Road House is a dumb, silly movie made for chicken-livered
boys and bullies who think getting into fights is cool – at least, from the
relatively safe distance of their movie screens. It also appeals to men who
still have not entirely grown up to realize there is more to life than a brain-bashing
free for all. Ugh – what an insincere waste of time, money and talent.
Previously released as part of
Shout! Factory’s ‘Select’ series on Blu-ray, we now have Vinegar Syndrome’s new
4K UHD and it easily surpasses the previous effort in leaps and bounds. Road
House by Shout! was sourced from a 2K interpositive. And while color
saturation, then, was just fine, the new Vinegar 4K virtually explodes with an
eye-popping spectrum of colors that are so deeply saturated they pounce off the
screen. The image here, sourced in native 4K from an original camera negative,
takes a quantum leap into the future. Where the Shout! was softly focused, the
Vinegar is razor-sharp, revealing exceptional amounts of fine detail throughout.
Age-related artifacts are a non-issue. The one curiously is ‘contrast’. The
opening credits are shot at night. But black levels are rather anemic at the
outset. A few of these early shots under the main titles actually exhibit a
slightly softer focus too. Not sure why this is. The body of the movie however
snaps together as anticipated and looks fantastic. Vinegar has retained the 5.1
DTS sound mix from the old Blu-ray release; also, a 2.0 DTS theatrical option.
Ported over from Shout! to Vinegar
on the 4K - two audio commentaries that were part of the ole MGM Blu-ray
release, the first featuring Rowdy Herrington, who divides his time discussing
and defending his creative decisions; the other, a gushing appraisal from Kevin
Smith and Scott Mosier. These commentaries survive on the accompanying 2-disc Blu-rays.
Vinegar adds some new content here; separate interviews with actor/stuntman,
Anthony De Longis, second unit director/stunt coordinator, Charlie Picerni, Roger
Hewlett, Travis McKenna, and actress, Laura Lee Kasten. On the second Blu-ray,
we get all of the archival junkets reassembled. ‘On the Road House’ is a
reflection piece made for the 20th anniversary of the movie, and, What Would
Dalton Do? is a featurette on real-life bouncers who regale us with some of
their most cringe-worthy experiences. There’s
also ‘The Making of Road House’ – a reflective piece reuniting
Herrington with Kelly Lynch, John Doe, Kevin Tighe, Julie Michaels, Red West,
Lisa Niemi Swayze, casting director, Jackie Burch, director of photography,
Dean Cundey and editor, Frank Urioste. For all its cast involvement, it really
is more of a puff piece riddled in sound bites instead of good solid critiquing.
Also included, two featurettes devoted
to Swayze, the best being Remembering Patrick Swayze, by far the
most bittersweet and heartfelt, with Swayze’s widow weighing in on what the
loss has meant since, and Swayze’s costars remembering the ‘good times’ shared
on the set. The goodies continue with ‘A Conversation with Rowdy Herrington’,
another puff piece in which the director covers a lot of ground already
explored in his audio commentary and the ‘making of’ featurette. Two more featurettes, ‘Pain Don’t Hurt’
– devoted to the stunt coordination – and ‘The Music of Road House
(self-explanatory, n’est pas?) round out the content. Bottom line: for those desiring the optimal
presentation of Road House, Vinegar Syndrome’s 3-disc set comes very
highly recommended. The real homework has been done this time out. The film
looks fabulous and, with virtually all of the previous extras, plus much new
content added for your enjoyment, this one is a real no-brainer. Fits the
movie, actually!
FILM RATING (out
of 5 – 5 being the best)
2.5
VIDEO/AUDIO
4K UHD – 5+
Blu-ray - 4
EXTRAS
5++
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