SCREAM 4: Blu-ray (Dimension 2010) Alliance Home Video
Tis the season
for horror movies: good, bad or indifferent. Wes Craven's Scream 4 (2010) falls into this latter category. At best it
administers the good thirty second shock value we've come to expect from this franchise.
At its worst the movie is a pointless and ambling regurgitation of everything
we've come to know, love and even hate about horror movies in general. I mean,
what has Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) done to so piss off her entire family?
In the first Scream it was a
psychotic boyfriend, in Scream 2 his
equally unhinged avenging mother, in Scream
3 - the estranged brother she never knew. By now you’re probably thinking
that Craven’s run out of relatives left to exploit. But no…wait for it. Because
Scream 4 presents yet another
familial whack job on the verge of snapping. Personally, I think Woodsboro
police would be wise to simply put out an APB on any remaining family members
and just commit the whole lot – Sidney included – to an asylum for evaluation.
This new crazy
isn't so much a surprise as a 'ho-hum' level antagonist in search of a valid excuse
to pick up the Ginsu and start gutting the general populace of Woodsboro. Although
Kevin Williamson gets the 'artistic' nod for the screenplay, Scream 3's Ehren Kruger was also
brought in to help juice up the ironic laughs. Unlike the other three movies, Scream 4 was shot in and around Ann
Arbor, Dearborn and Livonia Michigan - a change of venue that is fairly obvious
to the naked eye – mostly done to take advantage of Michigan’s tax credits.
The pre-title
sequence to Scream 4 is pure
schlock. Two teen girls (Lucy Hale and Shenae Grimes) are throat-slashed by
Ghostface (Dane Farwell). No, wait. It was only a movie; the pre-credit
sequence to the fictional movie within a movie - Stab 6. Actually, it was Rachel (Anna Pacquin) who gets it in the
gut from her best friend Chloe (Kristen Bell) after criticizing Stab 6's corny opener. No. My mistake,
that's the pre-credit sequence to Stab 7.
Williamson and Craven have great fun tempting us with what is the reality of Scream 4. The problem is, they're the
only one's enjoying themselves.
Actually, the
real opener to Scream 4 is the
slaughter of Jenny Randall (Aimee Teegarden) and Marnie Cooper (Britt
Robertson), the latest alumni of Woodsboro High to wear matching toe tags after
a new Ghostface makes bloody sushi of their innards. This carnage marks15 years
since Sidney Prescott laid her demons to rest. Now Sidney's back in Woodsboro
with her press agent, Rebecca Walters (Alison Brie) to promote her tell-all
account of the experience. She's also going to meet Jill (Emma Roberts); the
cousin she barely knows. Meanwhile, in another part of town Sheriff Dewey
(David Arquette) is clumsily waking up to another day of married life with Gale
Weathers (Courtney Cox); the former reporter turned unsuccessful house wife who
suddenly realizes she's a one hit wonder.
Out of nowhere
Jill's ex-boyfriend Trevor Sheldon (Nico Tortorella) and her two best friends,
Olivia Morris (Marielle Jaffe) and Kirby Reed (Hayden Panettiere) begins
receiving mysterious and threatening phone calls and text messages. Dewey calms
their concerns but secretly realizes that the predictable cycle of 'stab'
knock-off murders has once again begun. Sidney moves in with Jill and her Aunt
Kate Roberts (Mary McDonnell) and gets to know the family better...well sort
of. Dewey assigns his overzealous deputy Judy Hicks (Marley Shelton) to help
oversee the investigation and places officers Anthony Perkins (Anthony
Anderson) and Ross Hoss (Adam Brody) on patrol to protect Sidney and company
from Ghostface's bloodlust. Naturally, all is for not. One by one Ghostface
picks off the newbees in the cast while leaving the alumni to survive,
presumably for another Scream
sequel.
The rest of
the plot is so congenitally clogged with clichés borrowed from the previous
trilogy that I won’t waste any more of your time with movie to movie
comparisons. On this outing the old adage 'You've
seen one you've seen them all' is working overtime. Jamie Kennedy's clever
horror movie geek (who bought the farm in Part II) has been replaced by
homo-cinema club dweebs Charlie Walker (Rory Culkin) and Robbie Mercer (Eric
Kudsen) in a thoroughly bludgeoned attempt to prove that gay characters are not
immune to being killed off in a horror movie. Once again, the trio of Sidney, Gale
and Dewey are reunited in their singular cause to survive the onslaught.
Curiously, the film never addresses what became of Patrick Dempsey's Det. Mark
Kincaid - a leading character in Scream
3 who survived the carnage of that film and was beginning to harbor romantic
feelings towards Sidney in the final reel.
No, what
Craven and Williamson have given us instead is a fairly abysmal retread of the
original Scream, reloaded with a
slew of largely forgettable characters. Instead of resurrecting the franchise
for a new generation Scream 4
effectively sounds the death knell for the series with anticipated gore. Yet
the blood-fest fails to shock. It's just messy and malevolent.
Alliance Home
Video's Blu-ray is adequate though hardly exceptional. The image is sharp but
exhibits some minor edge effects that occasionally distract. Colors are not as
bold as one might expect. Flesh tones tend to appear slightly orange. Overall
this is a middling visual presentation of an equally middling film. It won't
disappoint, but it won't astound either. The audio is another matter. A hearty
DTS mix explodes with solid bass acoustics that really give an added edge (pun
intended) to the overall experience. Extras are of the usual junket variety and
include a self-congratulatory 'making of' featurette, outtakes, deleted scenes
and theatrical trailer. Alliance also stocks the beginning of this disc with a
litany or trailers that one cannot skip but must advance through. Not
recommended.
FILM RATING (out of 5 - 5 being the best)
1
VIDEO/AUDIO
3.5
EXTRAS
2
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