MARY POPPINS RETURNS: 4K Blu-ray (Walt Disney, 2018) Walt Disney Home Video
Someone forgot
to inform director, Rob Marshall of the tenuous balancing act all musical
entertainments need to fulfill to be buoyed on the symbiotic ether of merriment
and mirth. Too few musicals made over the past 20 years have understood this
fundamental. And Mary Poppins Returns
(2018) is perhaps, the most egregious transgressor of the lot. For, in
retooling P.L. Travers ‘practically
perfect’ nanny for millennials, Marshall’s score-laden successor all but
bludgeons the lithe and seemingly effortless joy that made Walt’s 1964 movie an
instantly recognizable masterpiece. On the surface, Marshall has done his
homework. Chiefly thanks to John Myhre’s immaculate production design, Sandy
Powell’s costuming, and, Emily Blunt’s melodic Poppins - a slightly crisper,
though no less enigmatic presence, self-possessed, and, with a wry wit all her
own, Mary Poppins Returns manages to
at least ‘look’ the part of a
studio-bound pastiche to that ‘other’
Disney feature hewn under Walt’s creative aegis. Alas, ‘looks’ alone are not enough to save the picture. Marc
Shaiman/Scott Wittman’s uber-sophisticated score is an articulate, though
grating and noisy assortment of cotton, hay and rags, brought down from the
attic of #17 Cherry Tree Lane, owing more to Broadway razzamatazz than a
carefully calculated film score. They are not one in the same, folks. This is
precisely why, when a good many Broadway shows make their leap to movie screens,
they bear only a passing fancy or nothing at all structural to the stage
spectacles.
While the songs
in Mary Poppins Returns undeniably
illustrate Shaiman’s wordsmith capabilities with rhyming couplets, the net
result produces not a single tune we can chim-chim-cheree-ing walking out of
the theater, much less fifty years into the future. Somewhere along the way,
Shaiman and Wittman have overlooked an essential of film score writing 101. A
score has to be more than phonetically inventive to be truly unforgettable.
Just one of the Sherman brothers, ‘Spoonful
of Sugars’ – simple, concise and teeming with zip and bounce - is worth ten
‘Turning Turtles’ – easily, one of
the most obnoxious ditties in this new offering of songs, croaked by a heavily
pancaked Meryl Streep, doing five minutes of Alla Nazimova on crack. Ditto for
‘The Cover is Not the Book’, a rather
shameless stab at rekindling the original’s
‘um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um, diddle-eih’ busker’s chant to cap off the
fantastical magic of the ‘Jolly Holiday’
cartoon/live action sequence – made undiluted and iconic by the nonsensical
charmer, ‘Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious’.
I would not be drawing so many parallels between Walt’s Teflon-coated
classic and this wandering wannabe, except that Marshall and his cast seem
hell-bent to chronically remind us of as much, carbon-copying the first movie’s
outline, though hardly the details that made the original movie a true gem. Remember,
folks – the devil is in the details…always!
I suspect a good
deal of Shaiman’s inspiration for this new score derived from the casting of
Lin-Manuel ‘rappin’ Hamilton’ Miranda as the street-lighter,
Jack. Miranda’s monumental splash in that runaway Broadway pop opera re-imagining
of history practically guaranteed his casting herein. And while Mary Poppins Returns might have
benefited from a sprinkle of Miranda’s light ‘jumpin’ Jack flash’, despite its historical inaccuracy (there was
no ‘yo bro’ in Soho back then),
virtually all of his songs quickly escalate into interminable rapid fire ‘speak/sung’ jargon a la a Rex Harrison
in My Fair Lady (1964); alas, spewed
as verbal diarrhea herein with none of Harrison’s finesse to cleverly enunciate
or intuitively punctuate, thereby drawing our attention to certain phrases
that, collectively, make up the whole. Instead, we get garble…a lot of it, to
the point where the words become utterly inconsequential. Like wading through a
Mariah Carey concert, where the barrel-breasted pop diva finds it necessary to
hit fifty octaves on every song regardless of its emotional content, each time
Lin-Manuel Miranda opens his mouth in Mary
Poppins Returns, he makes us cringe for an impending tsunami of gens.
But the biggest
gripe I have with Mary Poppins Return
is that, once we set aside the dollops of frenetic energy invested in the ‘return’ itself, the exercise becomes
transparent, anesthetizing, loud and wholly unnecessary. Worse, David Magee’s
screenplay has taken the essence of the original story and pretty much
regurgitated - if not directly its plot, then more precisely - its story-teller’s
arc. Whereas the Sherman brothers’ score in the original movie was expressively
designed to allow the Banks’ children their brief respites from the harsher
realities of life, the Shaiman/Wittman pieces serve as an elaborate reminder
that the world of fantasy is simply that – fleeting, false, and only marginally
fun while it briefly lasts. The Sherman’s’ score informed character development
and built steadily into one or two musical crescendos worthy of full-on
ballyhoo (the aforementioned ‘Jolly
Holiday’ sequence, and, rooftop chimney sweep gavotte to ‘Step in Time’). But the songs in Mary Poppins Returns are mere
connect-the-dots to migrate the audience from one perfunctory plot point to the
next while beating our eardrums into submission with a cacophony of libretti,
shoehorned and as crippled by their incessant and out-of-step beat that, more often
than not, bears none of the hallmarks of the Edwardian ‘rum-dilly-um-dum rum-dilly-ah’ musical hall heritage from whence
our Mary and her assortment of ‘cheeky’ cohorts is supposed to hail. Even by
1935 standards, presumably the setting for this movie, the music remains too
contemporary, taking the audience out of the story rather than providing
another, deeper layer of immersion into its vintage trappings.
My other peeve
with Mary Poppins Returns derives
from an affliction not exclusive to its production; Dion Beebe’s whirling
cinematography, never settling on any shot for very long, and, further Ginsu-ed
by Wyatt’s Smith’s chop-shop editing, burying any genuine appreciation for John
DeLuca’s choreography. DeLuca knows how to stage a number, as his mesmerizing
assortment of, struts, leaps, bell-kicks, whirling fire poles, and Cirque du
Soliel-inspired bicycle maneuvers during the ‘Trip A Little Light Fantastic’ sequence can attest. But the whole
menagerie gets circumvented by Beebe’s inability to grasp there is enough
spirit, spunk and energy already on tap, making his dizzying camera pans,
dollies and tilts absurd rather than adding even more gilt to the proverbial
lily. And then, there are the cameos to wade through; Colin Firth’s ineffectual
baddie, William Weatherall Wilkins; Meryl Streep’s fluttery and frozen-pussed
Cousin Topsy, David Warner – a wheel-chair bound Admiral Boom, Angela
Lansbury’s balloon lady (I guess, the little ole bird woman is passé), and Dick
Van Dyke’s all-too-brief resurgence as Mr. Dawes Jr. Okay, let us pause a
moment and rewind here for a dash of common sense. While Van Dyke’s presence
(at age 93, he briefly sings and dances with more vitality than half his
co-stars in Mary Poppins Returns) is
immeasurably welcomed and utterly delightful, shouldn’t ‘young’ Mr. Dawes be dead by the time this story is taking place?
Ditto of Admiral Boom and Jim Norton’s Mr. Binnacle. These old buggers were
ancient scrolls of parchment in Mary
Poppins when Jane (Karen Dotrice) and Michael Banks (Matthew Garber) were
barely nine and ten years old.
Do the
math. The Banks ‘children’ – now all
grown up and played ineffectually by Emily Mortimer and Ben Whishaw – are in
their mid-to-late thirties. And, hey – wait a minute – Dawes, ‘died laughing’ over Mr. Bank’s (David
Tomlinson) recitation of Uncle Albert’s (Ed Wynn) joke about a man with a
wooden leg named Smith. Yeah! Yeah. What’s
the name of his other leg – remember?
But according to Mary Poppins
proper, that old coot was Mr. Dawes’ Sr.!
Only Mr. Dawes Jr. in the original, bore no earthly resemblance to his
late father, as played by Arthur Malet. So, Dawes Jr.’s miraculous morphing
into the spitting image of Dick Van Dyke as Mr. Dawes Jr. now is just plain
creepy; almost as weird as the penultimate scaling of a blackened out Big Ben
by a small contingent of lamp lighters led by Jack (who, spread eagle on their
ladders wedged between Ben’s stone artifice, now vaguely resemble the reptilian
assault from James Cameron’s Aliens,
1986), or even ‘curiouser’ – to quote
‘Alice’ of Wonderland fame, the
transformation of Returns’ ‘Royal Doulton’
cartoon sequence into a sort of pish-tosh/spit-spot Tim Burton-esque Nightmare Before Adulthood. Clever
foreshadowing or perverse hallucination, designed to make the tiniest tots poop
themselves from fright? You decide.
After a rather
lackluster overture, sung by Jack as he takes us on a tour of London’s sooty
spring, the plot to Mary Poppins Returns
gets off to a maudlin start. Seems Michael Banks, the little boy who wanted to
feed the birds with his tuppence, grew up, became a teller at his father place
of employ – the Fidelity-Fiduciary Bank, inherited No. 17 Cherry Tree Lane and
married a delightful woman – Kate – who, after giving him three precocious children,
eldest, John (Nathanael Saleh), middle child, Anabel (Pixie Davies) and youngest,
Georgie (Joel Dawson), unfortunately died of cancer. To shore up her medical
debts, Michael took out a loan against the property that, at present, is being recalled
– in full – by the bank’s bumbling solicitors, Gooding (Jeremy Swift) and Frye
(Kobna Holdbrook-Smith). For no logical reason – other than he is just plain
ole vanilla bad – the bank’s president, Wilkins is determined to see Michael
and his family evicted from their ancestral home, while glibly professing to
aid in Michael’s search for his late father’s shares in Fidelity-Fiduciary.
These would, in fact, be enough to cover the payment on the loan in full. We
hear the movie’s one ‘quiet’ song, ‘A Conversation’ as Michael waxes to his
deceased wife in the attic, praying for guidance – alas, to no avail.
Meanwhile, Michael’s sister, Jane has long since become an advocate for
worker’s rights. Still, she finds the time to help her brother and be a doting
female influence for the children, who have grown up much too fast in their
mother’s absence.
Enter, Mary
Poppins – sparing Georgie from his newly mended and wayward kite (the same one
Michael flew at the end of the original movie). Her first order of business, after
startling Jane and Michael, is to give the Banks’ children a bath. And what an
extraordinary bit of fluff and nonsense it is; the song ‘Can You Imagine That?’, leading everyone down the drain pipe of
the ball and claw tub, only to pop out the other side in a cartoon oceanic
landscape, complete with rubber ducky, pirate ship and every assortment of
fish. Aside: it is important to recall that during the preliminary stages of
the original Mary Poppins, Walt had
envisioned something along these lines; the sequence, far too elaborate, and, cut
for budgetary reasons, only to resurface after Walt’s death as ‘The Beautiful Briny’ in 1971’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks. But back to Mary Poppins Returns. Michael goes to
the bank to see if he can find proof of his shares. The wily Wilkins lies to
Michael; then, secretly tears out the ledger page devoted to just such an
acknowledgement, burning it in his fireplace.
Meanwhile,
Annabel and John elect to sell their mother’s ‘priceless’ Royal Doulton bowl in the nursery to pay off the debt.
Unwilling to part with the bowl, Georgie instead chips its porcelain surface.
Jack infers that Mary Poppins can fix the bowl with another fantastical
journey. Instead of popping in and out of chalk pavement pictures, as in the
original movie, Jack, Mary and the Banks children are now magically teleported
to the other side of the bowl’s cartoonish artwork; presumably, to be taken on
their own ‘jolly holiday’. This cartoon/live action sequence is Mary Poppins Returns biggest knock-off.
We are swept into to an Edwardian England fantasia. In lieu of another carousel
ride, fox hunt and pas deux with a gaggle of penguins, we get a trip to the
Royal Doulton Music Hall where Mary and Jack perform, ‘The Cover is Not the Book’ (the penguins from the original movie
making their brief cameo). Nevertheless, this is a pointless diversion at best.
Distracted, Georgie is kidnapped by a cartoon wolf (also voiced by Colin
Firth), accompanied by a weasel (also voiced by Jeremy Swift) and badger (Kobna
Holdbrook-Smith, again). This motley crew have repossessed all of the tangible
joys from the Banks’ family home. Transformed from ebullient escapism into a
terrorizing and fitful chase, John and Anabel mount a horse-drawn carriage in
hot pursuit, rescuing their brother moments before awakening in a cold sweat,
but otherwise safe in their own beds, haunted by the ‘nightmare’ collectively
shared. Mary feigns ignorance. Hence, her provisions of comfort now ring
hollow. After all, she is responsible for creating the nightmare in the first
place.
As to the bowl,
yet to be mended, Mary takes the children to her oddball cousin, Topsy, who
lives at the end of a decidedly spooky and very bleak alley, in a shop with an
entrance fit only for Darby O’Gill’s ‘little
people’. Topsy suffers from a curious and self-imposed depression that has
caused her entire shop to turn upside down. She laments - in rhyme, of course -
how every second Thursday is a curse. Mary, Jack and the children eventually
convince her otherwise and the bowl is left in her…um…care. But before everyone departs for home, Topsy informs the
children that the bowl, while it may have held a certain sentimental value for
their mother, is basically and otherwise worthless. Hence, the sale of it will
not save their household from financial ruin. As Michael has rushed off to work
without his briefcase, Mary elects, along with the children, to take it to him.
Now, John and Anabel hatch yet another reprieve; to make an impassioned plea to
Wilkins, whom they inadvertently discover is plotting their family’s demise.
Armed with this knowledge, the children narrowly escape being caught by Wilkins
and the bank’s solicitors. Outwardly, Wilkins compliments the children in front
of Michael, but then secretly cautions them to hold their tongues, lest Michael
lose his job.
Momentarily
ashamed, Michael angrily orders Mary Poppins to take his children home. However, en route, Mary and her charges
become lost in the fog. Their way is assured when Jack reappears, employing his
fellow lamplighters to teach the children how to ‘Trip a Little Light Fantastic’; a spirited gavotte through alleys
and byways, arriving home much too late and again incurring Michael’s wrath.
However, unlike his father, Michael crumbles before his children, begging their
forgiveness. He also informs them of the hopelessness of their situation. At
the stroke of midnight, they will be forced to vacate No. 17 Cherry Tree Lane.
At this juncture, Jane takes a fancy to Jack and vice versa. As Michael had
early thrown away the kite Georgie now clutches, he becomes fascinated by the
paper used to mend its tattered remnants; none other than scraps from the
Certificate of Shares required to save the family from financial ruin. With
only minutes to spare, Jack and his lamplighters scale Big Ben, resetting the
time. Wilkins orders the bank’s front doors locked to bar Michael’s entry. However,
Frye, having had quite enough of his boss’ treacheries, instead allows Michael,
Jane and the children to pass.
The family
bursts into Wilkins office; Michael, attempting to piece together the
Certificate. Alas, he is unable to locate the vital piece with all the
signatures. Wilkins suggests that without this shred the document is null and
void. However, Mr. Dawes Jr., Wilkins'
uncle and former chief executive officer, arrives with renewed vigor to oust
his nephew from power. Dawes also explains how Michael and Jane’s father
invested the young boy’s tuppence 25 years ago; the annuity since ballooned
with time and interest – enough to cover the loan and provide the family with a
modest income besides. Overjoyed, and
with their faith in the future restored, the Banks go to the park to celebrate.
They purchase balloons that cause them, and everyone else, to take literal
flight into the skies high above London; the awkward, ‘Nowhere To Go But Up’ vainly unable to rebottle the elixir of the
Sherman brothers’ ‘Let’s Go Fly a Kite’
from the original movie. Mary Poppins realizes she has once more outlived her
usefulness. There are presumably other families in need of her particular brand
of outrageous philanthropy. And so, again, she departs into the clouds, leaving
the Banks’ family with their head in the clouds – literally – but otherwise on
very solid ground for the future, with Jane, presumably, to pursue a romantic
involvement with Jack.
Walt Disney had
planned a sequel to Mary Poppins as
far back as the original movie’s premiere. Alas, Walt’s failing health and
author, P.L. Travers absolute contempt for his Oscar-winning efforts precluded
freeing up the rights to her beloved enchantress/nanny again. In the late
1980’s, Jeffrey Katzenberg, newly appointed as chairman and keeper of Walt’s
flame, along with the company’s vice-president of live-action features, Martin
Kaplan, gingerly approached Travers with another pitch for a sequel. Again,
they were rebuked by the caustic authoress. Unable to broker a deal, Disney
Inc. simply lost interest and moved on. In viewing Mary Poppins Returns, it is difficult to imagine Travers - who died
in 1996 - would have been more pleased with the results on this second trip to
the wellspring. The sequel veers even further off the mark from Poppins’
literary franchise. Whether out of a sense of magnanimity or perhaps, simply to
spare our noses the faint whiff of formaldehyde, Julie Andrews elected to
abstain from a cameo appearance. Shot entirely in England, with principle sets
built at Shepperton Studios, the centerpiece of this reboot – as in the
original – is an animated/live action sequence, achieved with some very
ambitious hand-drawn animation, overseen by character designers, James Woods
and James Baxter; this time, completed digitally under the supervision of Jim
Capobianco and Ken Duncan. Pencil drawings from a collaborative effort made by
70 artists have been digitally scanned, ‘inked and painted.’ Yet, the only
memorable characters to emerge here are the penguins from the first movie. Although
nominated for 3 minor Oscars, it won nothing, and for good reason. It is hardly an instant classic or valiant successor
to Walt’s inspired ’64 masterwork? ‘A’ for effort, I supposed, but barely ‘C+’
for the results. Regrets.
Mary Poppins Returns' 4K Blu-ray release is,
predictably, perfect. Interestingly, in motion, only minor differences are
noted between this Ultra-Hi-def transfer and its standard Blu-ray (also
included) – the differences, marginal improvements to color density, overall
image sharpness and clarity. Mary
Poppins Returns was shot digitally and with HDR color enhancements, we get
a gorgeous, subtle-nuanced rendering that will surely please. For those not yet
upgraded to 4K, the standard Blu-ray will suffice. Color saturation is solid. Contrast is
picture perfect. The animated sequence shows
off its regal pastels with modestly amplified color depth. Like the image, the differences between the Dolby
Atmos in 4K and the Blu-ray’s 7.1 DTS are negligible, with Atmos, narrowing
edging out the competition, though fairly underwhelming for those anticipating
some magnificent outbursts of sonic sparkle and pop. Extras include a deleted song,
a ‘making of’ featurette, brief introduction, and, several featurettes dealing
with various aspects of the creative process. A lot of this is junket material
at best, prone to overlapping info and put together merely to fatten the
content, rather than add girth and dimension to the creative aegis of the
picture-making process. The most heartfelt of these brief featurettes is
devoted to Dick Van Dyke’s return to the screen, the star, reminiscing about
the original movie and his participation in the sequel. Finally, there are
bloopers and a theatrical trailer to get through. In one of Disney Inc.’s most
inarticulate decisions (one of many in recent years), the studio has elected to
leave off Rob Marshall’s audio commentary, recalling it as a ‘digital only’
exclusive. Thanks, Mickey. But why not let your consumer fan base decide how they
watch and enjoy your movies? Oh, right. It’s Disney. Control freaks, pushing
digital all the way. Heigh-ho. Heigh-ho.
It’s off to the ethernet we go! Bottom line: Mary Poppins Returns left me flat. The 4K is a great disc from a
quality stand point. But I am not into pretty pictures in lieu of mediocre
plots.
FILM RATING (out of 5 – 5 being the best)
2.5
VIDEO/AUDIO
5
EXTRAS
3.5
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