THE GIANT BEHEMOTH: Blu-ray (Allied Artists, 1959) Warner Archive
The creepiest
thing about Eugène Lourié’s The Giant
Behemoth, a C-grade sci-fi/thriller, made cheaply for Allied Artists in
1959, is not the plasticized, clay-mation dinosaur-derivative, created by Willis
H. O’Brien, capping off 80 min. with a gnashing of teeth and sour screams,
distorted, but borrowed from 1933’s stop-motion classic, King Kong, but the glacially-appointed 78 min. (or thereabouts)
Lourié expertly
takes to set up the film’s premise, filling his dead air with very few genuine
scares, though an awful lot of atmospheric dread, with superb character actors
doing the heavy lifting. The screenplay, co-authored by blacklisted writer,
Daniel James and Lourié is based on an original story from Robert Abel and Allen
Adler. At its conception, The Giant
Behemoth was likely intended to be a cautionary tale about the perils of nuclear
testing on unsuspecting plankton and sea life, as there could be no other reason
to introduce the analogous blob that washes ashore near Cornwall. It effectively
burns to death an old salt, Tom Trevethan (Henry Vidon) with its deadly swirl
of light-emitting radiation, and later, almost claims the hand of his daughter,
Jean’s (Leigh Madison) strapping sailor/boyfriend, John (John Turner), sending Prof.
James Bickford (as Andre Morell) and his scientist/buddy, Steve Karnes (Gene
Evans – top-billed) into a minor frenzy to get to the bottom of things before
it is too late. Somewhere along the way,
plans for The Giant Behemoth (intermittently
references as either Behemoth, the Sea Monster or simply,
The
Behemoth) were greatly altered, the studio more interested in another Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953 – and a
massive hit) than a modern-age parable for man’s blind stupidity in poisoning
the planet. If only Lourié had
gravitated to either premise instead of creating a thematic split right down
the middle, then The Giant Behemoth
might have been a modestly enjoyable camp classic, its nuclear-breathing monster,
reigning supreme at the box office.
Alas, Lourié
forgot his primary audience – popcorn munchers between the ages of 12 and 16,
filling seats for the Saturday matinee. In many ways, The Giant Behemoth plays more successfully to a much older crowd,
invested in this fairly engaging assortment of characters, playing it strictly
serious. Regrettably, the last six minutes of the movie devolve into precisely
the sort of implausible schlock and nonsense, unappealing to anyone beyond
their navel-gazing tweens; the looping of scenes depicting terrorized Brits
fleeing the aforementioned Gertie the dinosaur knock-off, only to be repeatedly
stomped or incinerated to death, so dull and uninspired, one simply wishes the
picture had come to a close ten minutes sooner. The biggest problem with The Giant Behemoth is that it
desperately wants to be the kind of sci-fi classic that cuts across generations to appeal to everyone, like Robert Wise’s The
Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). That it has neither Day’s cache or finesse is
regrettable, because what is here is pretty solidly crafted; albeit, with a
rather pedestrian verve for dragging on and on…and on, until the audience finally walks out, wakes up, or simply
begins to throw a half-empty buckets of sticky corn puff at the screen.
After Edwin
Astley’s fairly ominous fanfare, main titles to get sea-sick by, and, a few choice
scenes depicting various real-life nuclear tests being conducted (footage,
later to turn up in Stanley Kubrick’s Dr.
Strangelove – 1964) our plot begins in earnest with American scientist,
Steve Karnes delivering a forewarning to the highly-skeptical British Scientific
Society. All but its head, Professor James Bickford, are condescending as
Karnes rattles off statistical data to prove a theory; that, an empirical imbalance
in radioactive fallout has already begun to mutate ocean plant-life and fish. Bickford
believes Karnes, but can do nothing to persuade his colleagues of an imminent
danger. Meanwhile, off the coast of
Cornwall, Tom Trevethan and his daughter, Jean, have only just returned from their
modest fishing expedition. Jean encourages her father to hurry along. She will
go on ahead and begin to prepare their dinner. However, when Jean is just out of
range, Tom is afflicted by an unseen force, blinding and severely burning his
skin. Several hours have pass. Jean begins to suspect her dad has run off to
the local pub for a pint and forgotten the time. Moderately perturbed, Jean
dons her shawl and finds her way to the watering hole, casually inquiring
whether anyone has seen Tom. Only John offers to help in the search, never anticipating
anything is actually wrong.
Alas, John and
Jean discover Tom, near death on the beach. Cryptically, he utters the word ‘behemoth’ before expiring. John comforts
Jean. However, the next day, after Tom’s burial, Jean and John behold another
unholy sight; the beach, strewn with miles of dead fish, all sporting the same
burn-like symptoms. Discovering a pulsating analogous blob among the wreckage,
John idiotically attempts to pick it up and has the back of his hand severely
burned. Meanwhile, as Karnes was preparing for his return to home, he overheard
a radio broadcast regarding Tom’s mysterious death and the account of the dead
fish. Along with Prof. Bickford, Karnes makes his pilgrimage to Cornwall. More
talk, this time with a local doctor (Alastair Hunter) who gets John to show
Karnes his hand; then, a thorough investigation of the beach. However, this
yields no evidence of radiation poisoning.
Karnes also inspects the wreck of a passenger ship where all aboard were
lost. Again, nothing.
Returning to
London, Karnes and Bickford deduce from dissecting various specimens collected
on the beach that each fish contains exorbitant amounts of radioactive
contamination. Karnes deduces that perhaps the ‘behemoth’ referenced by Tom is
a marine mammal, genetically mutated from its exposure to nuclear testing. We
move to a farm in Essex, revealing a massive footprint in the wet lands near a
decimated coastline. Enter paleontologist Dr. Sampson (Jack McGowran),
who identifies the imprint as belonging to a paleosaurus, an aquatic dinosaur
long thought to be extinct, but now, speculated to be emitting electric pulses,
just like an eel. Karnes is certain the paleosaurus has been poisoned by
radiation. In essence, this creature microwaved Tom to death, along with the
other victims. Karnes deduces that while the nuclear mutation has given this
creature extraordinary powers, it is also slowly killing it. Dr. Samson concurs; the ailing creature is
heading into shallower waters to die. Regrettably, it may not expire before
wreaking havoc on London. Karnes and Bickford desperately plead with city
officials to close the Thames. Bureaucracy, however, is a curious beast unto
itself, and on advice from the military, the government firmly believes their
radar tracking will provide the necessary window of opportunity and time to
detect the behemoth and prevent it from getting anywhere near downtown London.
Unfortunately, the paleosaurus is invisible to radar. Sampson spots it from his
bird’s eye view aboard a Royal Navy helicopter. However, as the radar equipment
does not bear out his claim, the pilot (Neil Hallett) dives nearer the water’s
surface to get a better look. The behemoth emerges, destroying the helicopter
and killing all aboard.
It does not take
long for the creature to resurface in the Thames, where it capsizes the Woolwich
Ferry. Rising from the waters, the creature paralyzes the city in fear; masses,
fleeing in all directions as it continues the rampage of destruction, flattening
cars and knocking down buildings. Bickford and Karnes advise that the only way
to kill the behemoth is to administer a dose of radium that will accelerate its
radiation sickness. Even as they prepare to inoculate the monster, it plummets
through London Bridge, disappearing beneath the waters. Karnes and Bickford employ
a mini-sub with its very reluctant officer (Maurice Kaufmann) to navigate and
launch a radium-loaded torpedo at the monster. During their initial pass, the
behemoth assaults the sub, puncturing its air-tight valves. As water begins to
spray into the cabin, a second pass is needed to get the job done. This time,
they succeed - the loaded torpedo fired directly into the behemoth’s mouth. From
their relatively safe position, Karnes and Bickford observe as the monster
writhes and eventually sinks beneath the surface for good. It is a shallow
victory, as Karnes and Bickford prepare to leave, but overhear a radio report
of dead fish washing up all along on the eastern shores of the United States.
Could there be another behemoth lurking somewhere beneath the Atlantic waves?
The live-action
scenes for The Giant Behemoth were all
shot on location in Great Britain, including London; matte plates too, to be
incorporated into the stop-motion animation, photographed in Los Angeles. Given
Willis O’Brien’s superior work on The
Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, his work on The
Giant Behemoth is more than a tad underwhelming. Perhaps budgetary
restrictions were partly to blame. But the effects here, boil down to a lot of
repeat shots of the behemoth’s snout, roaring into camera, expelling a curious
mist and, when other effects are layered on top, a brightly-lit swirl, meant to
suggest pulverizing radioactive energy. In its original cut, The Giant Behemoth - was given the
dreaded ‘X’ certificate by the British Board of Film Censors – although, as the
version we have today is precisely as originally intended – one sincerely wonders
what all the fuss was about. Cropped by a few minutes, the picture was
reassessed with an ‘A’ certificate and rechristened Behemoth: The Sea Monster.
Viewed today, The Giant Behemoth is
about as corny and quaint as fifties sci-fi gets. Although there is not a star
among this lot of players, everyone here is doing their utmost to convince us
such fanciful reptiles from the deep are not only plausible, but already here
to conquer our world. The film’s plot is suspiciously similar to The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, albeit,
staged in a different country with alternate theories of how the monster came
into being. Evidently, Eugène Lourié was hoping to rekindle the magic from that
aforementioned money-maker. It didn’t happen.
Things improve –
marginally – with the Warner Archive’s hi-def reincarnation of The Giant Behemoth on Blu-ray. As with
every deep catalog release WAC commits to, the image quality here could not be
better. WAC has given us a pluperfect B&W image; widescreen, with excellent
contrast and tonality in its gray scale. Fans of this sci-fi potboiler will not
be disappointed. Fine details abound. The image is both brightly lit and free
of age-related artifacts. The audio is DTS mono and adequate for this
presentation. We get an audio commentary ported over from the DVD release, hosted
by SFX artists, Dennis Muren and Phil Tippett. Note to WAC for future audio
commentaries: can we at least get commentary from people who actually like the
movie they are reviewing? Just a thought. Muren and Tippett are all over the
place on this one – taking down the picture and its cast and crew to the point
where their comments come off as crass, arrogant and unoriginal ball-bashing.
Every so often we get a pregnant pause that, in hindsight, is a genuine
blessing. But when Muren and Tippett return, they seem either ill-prepared, or
worse, stark-raving bored to be sitting through this feature. Muren admits to
knowing next to nothing about Lourie's body of work. Okay. But neither Muren or
Tippett knew even where The Giant
Behemoth was shot. Basic knowledge, boys. When in doubt, there’s always
Wikipedia! Bottom line: The Giant Behemoth is disposable entertainment – yes – but Muren
and Tippett’s commentary makes it sound much worse than it actually is. Again,
to WAC: just get someone who cares enough about the movie to be a credible
commentator on it. Lack of passion is one thing. But these guys were utterly
clueless – and painful in their lack of knowledge. Pass and be very glad that
you did.
FILM RATING (out of 5 – 5 being the best)
2
VIDEO/AUDIO
4.5
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