ZIEGFELD FOLLIES: Blu-ray (MGM, 1946) Warner Archive

Ziegfeld Follies (1946), MGM's elephantine footnote to producer, Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.’s glorification of the 'American girl', remains an oddity in the studio’s curio of beloved musical memories. For certain, it had the pedigree of an A-list spectacle. And further still, it was being marketing a full year in advance as ‘the greatest production since the birth of motion pictures.’ Alas, like far too many movies aspiring to greatness before actually having achieved it, pride cometh before the marketing fall. And so, far from living up to its aspirations and hype, Ziegfeld Follies instead became something of a bungled, half-achieved hot mess – the studio’s conflagration of top-tier talent stuffed into a cavalcade of fitfully assembled vignettes and false starts, interpolating a few spell-binding – and intermittently garish – musical numbers alongside a haphazardly strewn assemblage of time-honored comedy skits; all of it, meant to replicate a night at the follies.  This was MGM’s third - and final - endeavor to immortalize Florenz Ziegfeld and, in hindsight, the least artistically sound. William Powell appears only briefly, and in a thoroughly unconvincing white wig and smoking jacket, seated in an ersatz bed chamber, as the great man he had otherwise brilliantly evoked without such affectation in the original 1936 biopic devoted to his alter ego, only this time, peering down on MGM’s exquisite movie-land paradise from his eternal resting perch in heaven to ruminate on what his former skills as a Broadway impresario could bring to such an industry…if only he were alive and once again, in charge. If only, indeed!

Alas, Ziegfeld Follies proves the tired old cliché about too many cooks spoiling the broth. Directed by a small army of Metro’s workhorses, Lemuel Ayers, Roy Del Ruth, Robert Lewis, Vincente Minnelli, Merrill Pye, George Sidney and Charles Walters, each endeavoring to outdo the other, Ziegfeld Follies became a picture so stiflingly top-heavy and incongruously plagued by super kitsch, bloated with one extravagantly ‘ugly’ number or skit toppling into the next, that as an entertainment for the ages, it ultimately emerges as the tired silkworm from its artistic cocoon rather than the anticipated butterfly the studio had aimed for, extolling some forgotten epoch of opulence in the American theater with too much talent given precious little to do, and decidedly, not enough class on tap.  MGM, purveyors of the most lavish super-musicals of their time, were seemingly determined to rival even themselves, and arguably, the master showman and his follies on which this claptrap is more directly based. They ought to have left well enough alone, having resurrected Ziegfeld twice before (in 1936's sumptuous pseudo-biopic, The Great Ziegfeld, then again with 1941's intriguing backstage yarn, Ziegfeld Girl). L.B. Mayer wanted ‘an event’ to mark the studio’s 20th anniversary in grand style, the net result being, Ziegfeld Follies holds the dubious distinction for the most production numbers ever shot, eventually to wind up on the cutting room floor. So, what began as a 3-hour, absurdly star-studded bon-bon, eventually found its way to cinema screens, barely running an hour and fifty minutes.

It seems everyone from Fred Astaire to Arthur Freed had a great idea for a musical vignette in this film. Astaire, in fact, was to appear in a number entitled 'If Swing Goes, I Go Too' for which numerous photographic stills survive. Regrettably, the number, although filmed at a considerable expense, does not. Neither does Avon Long's rendition of Liza sung to a mute Lena Horne, shot against a paper mâché riverboat backdrop. And then there is the never completed reunion between Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland entitled 'I Love You Just As Much in Technicolor as I Did in Black and White'. This ought to have been an homage to their 'hey kids! Let's put on a show!' days from the early 1940's. Jimmy Durante's 'Start Off Each Day with A Song', as well as a reprise of Fanny Brice's 'Baby Snooks' routine from Vaudeville were apparently shot, although no celluloid evidence exists to establish their claim. At the last possible moment, Vincente Minnelli's desire to photograph a lavishly-appointed bubble bath, featuring all of the stars in Ziegfeld Follies sailing in large gondolas, had to be scrapped when it was discovered the bubble machine and its 10,000 gallons of liquid froth, produced noxious gases, causing chorus girls and camera men alike to swoon.

In most film reviews, Ziegfeld Follies is referenced for its "embarrassment of riches". Yet in retrospect, more seems to be lacking than realized from this cornucopia. To be certain, Ziegfeld Follies does have its outstanding moments. But these are sandwiched between interminable bouts of leaden comedy and other musical sequences to tip the scales into gaudy gloss.  In a very public, and slightly embarrassing way, Ziegfeld Follies was also Mayer’s attempt to re-establish, or rather, maintain the supremacy of his regal kingdom. To be sure, MGM was still the king of features, resplendent, and with 'more stars than there are in heaven'. But with an end to the war in Europe the public’s taste in entertainment had slowly begun to shift away from this sort of ultra-glamour. Also, by 1946, MGM was hardly the studio it had once been. In fact, if only to consider its yearly output from the standpoint of revenue and awards, MGM had already lost its’ ‘blue book’ status as the brightest studio in Hollywood, though it would remain the biggest for some time yet to follow.  Regrettably, as a plot-less celebration of MGM’s star system, Ziegfeld Follies outwardly reflects the inner malaise enveloping the studio: a laborious exercise in mismanaged funds and wasted talent. With such formidable stars on tap as Judy Garland, Red Skelton, Esther Williams and Kathryn Grayson – to name but a handful – it is rather difficult to miss the mark of integrity entirely. Yet, on the whole, Ziegfeld Follies is less of a big-time bonanza for movie lovers and very much more the tired old chestnut one wishes would simply fade into obscurity.

The film opens with William Powell reprising his role as Ziegfeld, this time looking down on MGM from his heavenly rest with sincere admiration - one master tipping his hat to another. Utilizing the studio’s formidable array of talent, Flo envisions an opening number in the vein of his earliest follies, hosted by Fred Astaire (who gets the lion's share of musical numbers in the finished film).  ‘Here's To The Beautiful Ladies’ is meant as homage to Ziegfeld's glorification of the American girl. There are plenty to go around- and around - on a bizarre pink carousel featuring live horses. The girls, in all their blushing plumage, coo and smile politely for the camera, reaching for gold and satin velvet rings from a dispenser as Astaire emerges on the arm of Cyd Charisse – then being groomed for her balletic abilities - yet given precious little to do apart from a momentary kick or two on point. From here, the sequence degenerates into a grotesque twaddle of lavishness. Lucille Ball slinks from a cloud of black and red smoke, taming a chorus of cat women with a whip as they pretend to claw at her rosy-sequined gown. As though realizing all of this nonsense is more ‘crass’ than ‘class’, the opening number gives way to an utter lampoon of itself; 'Here's To Those Wonderful Men' sung with deadpan perfection by Virginia O'Brien. A choice sampling of the lyrics suggests better comedy vignettes to follow, “Bring me those wonderful men. Bring me an elegant guy. A solider. A sailor. A Gable or Taylor. A short or a tall one. I just wanna call one. A dark or a light one. I just wanna sight one. Someone to relax with…and pay income tax with…and though he’s from Hunger, I’m not getting’ younger.”

From this inauspicious beginning, we dive head first into an Esther Williams’ water ballet. Originally, this sequence was to have been preceded by the song 'We Will Meet Again in Honolulu'. Instead, what survives is an inexplicably truncated and rather undernourished underwater sequence that begins and ends somewhere in the middle with Williams already submersed and swimming through a congested jungle of multicolored plastic plankton. The ballet ought to have been exciting. Instead, it unravels rather quickly into a sort of pedestrian outtake from some other aquacade entirely. Perhaps most disappointing of all are the film's comedy sequences interpolated with the songs and other musical oddities - a claptrap of Vaudeville routines set against cardboard backdrops. The first of these immediately follows the water ballet. Victor Moore's 'Pay the Two Dollars' tells the tale of a man fined for expectorating on the subway. His lawyer (Edward Arnold) refuses to pay the modest fine, resulting in Moore narrowly escaping a capital death sentence for inadvertently spreading a contagious disease. Asked to quantify the expenses for his defense, the attorney lists his mother, wife and daughter on the list of rebuttal opinions…why? Because, everybody has one! Released from prison with his reputation as a solid citizen in tatters, Moore forgets himself and spits on the subway again, thereby re-starting the whole process.

Ziegfeld Follies now moves into its most garish vignette, a duet between wanna-be opera stars, James Melton and Marian Bell, performing ‘Libiamo ne' lieti calici’ from Traviata. A note on these two never-to-be Metro successors, briefly being groomed to inherit the mantle of operetta/comedy vacated by Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald. Melton’s was arguably the ‘bigger’ career at the time, having begun in the late 20’s as a tenor balladeer peddling popular songs, but who also occasionally dabbled in opera. Unlike his tenure in the movies, his radio career was far more prolific. Melton also performed for the Cincinnati, Philadelphia and Metropolitan opera companies. His passion for auto racing manifested itself in an impressive private collection of 125 antique cars, dispersed after his death in 1961, age, 57. As for Bell, the St. Louis-born, buxom and raven-haired soprano, who had first appeared on a radio talent program at the tender age of eight, thereafter groomed for operatic success, became more infamously known for her failed marriages, the most high-profile to librettist, Alan Jay Lerner, who she would later divorce, citing cruelty. Bell was the second of Lerner’s eight wives. Plagued by reoccurring bouts of hepatitis, Bell was also heavily criticized as a singer ‘good enough’ for Broadway, but not for the classics. Suffering a mental breakdown, Bell spent much of the fifties in and out of asylums before retreating to her parents’ home in California. Rather impressively, and despite her various setbacks, Bell would round out her career, having given 200 concerts. She died in 1997. The pairing of Bell and Melton in Ziegfeld Follies ought to have marked an impressive launch. Alas, the costumes in this sequence are some of the ugliest ever conceived for film: men, dressed in 18th century tuxedos made of faux velvet with angular waist coats, green lapels and frill-ruffled shirts, the women sporting black-and-beige ball gowns embroidered in various insect patterns. Even cameraman, George J. Folsey does not seem certain of where to divert our attentions, pulling back and forth from high overhead shots looking directly down on this ensemble, as if to suggest a Busby Berkley-esque moment, then pulling back in extreme long shot, dwarfing the dancers against a deadening backdrop of white semi-translucent curtains, cut to suggest the arcs of a cathedral. Melton and Bell are in very fine voice. But their melodious pairing is obfuscated by the obscene clumsiness of this staging and the grotesquely over-sized costuming that makes each of them look as overgrown children, masquerading in mummy and daddy’s discarded party clothes after a ball.

Red Skelton polishes off his old routine 'When Television Comes/Guzzler's Gin Program'; the most static of the comedy sequences. Skelton is photographed dead center against an uninspiring backdrop as a radio announcer, forced to drink gin as part of his ‘on air’ promos. He thereafter becomes increasingly intoxicated from the libation. We have thus reached the midway point of Ziegfeld Follies, and also, its most deliciously realized and satisfying dramatic/musical sequence: 'This Heart of Mine' - sung by Fred Astaire as an elegant jewel thief masquerading as an aristocrat. He melts the heart of an ice princess (played with glacial appeal by Lucille Bremer) at a lavish ball, presumably as a prelude to stealing her jewels. Unable to rid himself of a growing affection for his intended victim, the thief prematurely attempts to bid the princess farewell, but is chagrined when she willingly offers him her necklace and earrings at their parting, having already realized the purpose behind his seduction. The thief accepts her offer, but then, suddenly realizes he would prefer to have the girl instead. They reunite in a passionate embrace and leave the ball together. In a movie touched by so many epic misfires, ‘This Heart of Mine’ easily becomes the first, if not in fact the most exquisite and memorable highlight in Ziegfeld Follies, not only because it manages to tap into the Astaire mystique cultivated as the bon vivant and sophisticate in 9 RKO movie musicals opposite Ginger Rogers, but also because, unlike the many other sequences in this film, to appear as truncated music box selections plucked from a catalog of outtakes, ‘This Heart of Mine’ endeavors to tell an entire plot in miniature, as well as establish an on-screen persona for Bremer, whose Metro career would be short-lived and otherwise forgettable.

'This Heart of Mine' is superb pantomime set against the film's most absurdly luxuriant backdrops. A blood red ballroom with white, heavily beaded and feather chandeliers give way to a gray-marbled terrace, set against piercing blue skies. Here, Astaire and Bremer are accompanied in their pas deux by two-dozen dancers attired in glittery and lurid shades of purple, yellow and black. Alas, Ziegfeld Follies sinks back into the mire of forgettable tripe with its next two sequences; the first, featuring Lena Horne, cooing the sultry ballad ‘Love’ in a set, vaguely to resemble a Mississippi brothel. Aside: I sincerely wish Horne’s other number, ‘Liza’ had survived. Production stills for that sequence reveal an ornate riverboat set and Horne, looking utterly immaculate in a gown of white, toting a parasol. ‘Love’ is staged with virtually zero finesse against a bilious green backdrop. But even its tedium is offset by the next sequence in the movie: a lugubrious comedy skit, 'Sweepstakes Ticket'. This is an idiotic, often violent parody between an impoverished husband and wife played by Fanny Brice and Hume Cronyn. He has won the lottery but cannot seem to remember where he has mislaid the winning ticket. She becomes increasingly hysterical and vicious after learning her husband traded it to their landlord (William Frawley) in exchange for a stay on their rent. The landlord, now refuses to give it back, although as yet unsuspecting he holds the promise of millions in his hand. Things pick up with Judy Garland's scathing lampoon of Greer Garson in 'The Great Lady Gives an Interview'. Garson had originally been tapped by producer, Arthur Freed to poke fun at her own film persona. She declined and after the Judy/Mickey reunion number was scrapped from Ziegfeld Follies’ program, Freed approached Judy to perform this number in its place. Garland is magnificent as the overly flamboyant diva, stricken with self-importance - her flashing eyes, wooing the gentlemen of the press as she dramatically emotes the virtues of Madame Crematon - the inventor of the safety pin.

Perhaps in awe of the rushes on ‘This Heart of Mine’, Astaire and Bremer return in Limehouse Blues; a curious pas deux, inspired by Gertrude Lawrence's Broken Blossoms and incorporating redressed sets from MGM's The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945). Astaire is a Chinese coolie who follows Bremer's ‘working girl’ into the ‘red light’ district of London where she is seen courting a wealthy Anglo patron and admiring an ornate Chinese fan in one of the shop windows. A robbery ensues and Astaire is accidentally shot by the police. As he lays dying on the pavement, his character envisions a French chinoiserie paradise where he and Bremer frolic and dance. With its radically shifting palette of colors and starburst light patterns, Limehouse Blues steadily unravels into an unattractive physical manifestation of the coolie’s obsession with the prostitute, stilled by the specter of death fast-approaching and the rejection of his gift of the fan, damaged in the robbery and callously discarded by the whore who favors her wealthy Anglo client instead. In addition to staging this atmospheric nightmare, Vincente Minnelli also supervised its art direction, dotting the landscape with gunmetal palms, burnt orange feathers and hot, red-plaster and clay statuary, sprayed with silver and rubbed gold. Unfortunately, for Astaire and Bremer, the set becomes so busy that, at times, it is difficult to appreciate the dance.

The last comedy vignette in Ziegfeld Follies, 'Number Please' is also its most careworn. Keenan Wynn plays a man unable to connect with a New York telephone extension. Inexplicably, no one else who uses the same pay phone is detoured when calling the most obscure locations on earth, touching base with friends in far off Brazil, South Africa, Russia and Transylvania. Aside: Bud Abbott and Lou Costello performed a far more entertaining variant of this skit in the 1942 comedy classic, Who Done It?  Ziegfeld Follies concludes with two very different musical offerings. The first, The Babbitt and the Bromide, marks the only time Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly danced together (save their awkwardly conceived ‘reunion’ intros for 1976's That's Entertainment Part II). The jovial lyrics follow the lives of two men who outwardly pretend to be friends, but secretly view one another as rivals. Their first cute meet in youth is followed by a precious reunion in middle age, and finally, a final pairing after death, as harp-toting angels still out to prove each is the better dancer in front of St. Peter's gates. The Babbitt and the Bromide is a chance for fans to do a comparative analysis of Kelly and Astaire’s exceedingly different dancing styles; Kelly’s robust athleticism matched by Astaire’s peerless fluidity in motion. It is an electrifying competition number, with Astaire and Kelly’s feet tapping in perfect unison, but their body language from the ankles up, anything but a carbon copy of the other’s grace and perfectionism. The spectacle of seeing both #1 dancers in the world dueling it out is a reminder of the greater lost opportunity. MGM, never co-starred Kelly and Astaire in a feature-length movie.

Ziegfeld Follies concludes on a decidedly sour note with Vincente Minnelli's inherited, and thoroughly ill-fated bubble ballet, set to a truly joyless song - There's Beauty Everywhere, warbled by Kathryn Grayson on a revolving platform set against a rather apocalyptic backdrop of brewing storm clouds. Nothing about this sequence gels as it should. Grayson, hair parted down the middle, wears a rather unflattering pink taffeta gown, her ebony tresses blowing in an artificial wind. From here, the song dissolves into a very brief portion of the half-executed bubble ballet. Cyd Charisse is briefly glimpsed flitting through mountains of glittery soap before the camera dissolves into a Salvador Dali-esque backdrop in forced perspective, populated by statuesque beauties moving as stilted mannequins, the wind machine gently tugging at their gold lame evening gowns. Minnelli's boom maneuvers the camera amid these shadowy ruins. As we come to the last of the poised lovelies the camera tips downward, trailing a long extension of translucent fabric to a pedestal where we are reunited with Grayson, concluding the song as a large canopy of lights spells out the film's title against a curtained backdrop.

After giving us so many stellar examples of the movie musical/comedy, refined into a fine art, Ziegfeld Follies comes across as a most peculiar offering from Arthur Freed and MGM. Its professionalism is beyond reproach. All of the stars are giving it everything they have. Yet, what is absent here is that elusive spark of exhilaration to offset the spellbinding glamour.  Somehow, even with all this megawatt star power on tap, it is never quite enough to make us forget Ziegfeld Follies as more of an MGM waxwork than valiant contributor to their canon of rarified movie art. The entire enterprise is submerged under the weight of its fantastic artifice. The movie drags with interminable and paralytic lethargy. At some point, we suddenly realize Ziegfeld Follies is ceaselessly blessed with too much of a good thing, the stars not necessarily in competition to outdo one another, but also, doing nothing to actually stand in relief from the elephantine and occasionally recycled production values, given a fresh coat of paint, but precious little else to augment their Tiffany settings. In the end, one feels strangely deprived, as though having gorged on too many sweets at a pastry table of a profligately-appointed banquet where all the edibles have already begun to slightly turn from having been set out too long under the hot klieg lights.

Ziegfeld Follies does not enthrall as much as it repeatedly begs the inquiry as to how and why so much effort could have been exerted on such a banal concoction of oddities and outtakes. Even the excessively bloated show-within-a-show finale to the studio’s own Thousands Cheer (1943) has more grandiloquence to celebrate. Arguably, Mayer’s initial desire to ‘recreate’ a movie of anniversary ‘event’ proportions from Ziegfeld’s own follies was always a flawed premise, as part of that spectacle derives its excitement from being pleasantly surprised by a live show’s repeated quick changes and curtain calls - the cavalcade, unfurling before our very eyes. In a medium where a simple cut can justify days or even months’ passages of time between moments connected – and collected – together for the screen, the spontaneity of this caravan gets diffused into an obscene over-layering; the comedy turned to claptrap and the merriment in song, sandbagged by the frivolity in its farce. Instead of complementing each other, this unevenly paced concoction is all but swamped by its own magnificence.  In the final analysis, Ziegfeld Follies is the weakest of MGM’s tributes to Florenz Ziegfeld Jr. despite its robust star power on which it chronically draws – then repeatedly drains of all inspiration. Ziegfeld Follies had a trouble release history. It missed MGM’s 20th anniversary by a year, but was begun – and ostensibly, completed in 1944 – two years, before it actually arrived on the screen. The picture was shown in 1944 to a ‘sneak peek’ audience, and, at its original full-length of 173-minutes. Mayer, alas, was singularly unimpressed. Creative decisions were made to tighten the run time. Another ‘road show’ pre-screening, complete with intermission, followed almost a full year later in Boston. Mayer again, did not subscribe with interest. So, aggressive cuts were made, with over an hour of footage cut from the movie’s official premiere, archived by the studio, but then lost in a vault fire decades later.

Ziegfeld Follies has never looked stellar on home video. While some sequences retained their original Technicolor luster, others, like the Bell/Melton duet, Garland’s solo, and the Astaire/Kelly dance, were marred by a muddy and slightly faded palette. Worse, there appeared to be a residual softness creeping in from the peripheries of the screen, with anemic contrast and age-related artifacts to boot. Well, you can forget about those past indiscretions now, because the Warner Archive’s new-to-Blu of Ziegfeld Follies is singularly impressive from start to finish. Not only has the vintage Technicolor been painstakingly restored, with slight mis-registration problems previously occurring, now corrected for an exceptionally crisp and refined image, but color fidelity simply pops, while contrast is bang-on perfection. WAC has obviously spent considerable coin yet again to ensure another of their prime assets has emerged for future generations to study in optimal quality befitting the efforts put forth by the small army of original craftsmen who worked on the movie back in 1945/46. I was taken aback by the crispness of the image. Close-ups are shockingly beautiful with fine detail in hair, skin and costuming noticeable for the very first time. The monumental undertaking of restoring Ziegfeld Follies to its original luster hasn’t made it a better movie for the ages. But it has made it a more tolerable and genuinely fascinating train wreck to behold. WAC has ported over the same 5.1 stereo mix that was previously achieved for its deluxe CAV Laserdisc release back in 1993. Aside: for purists, the original mono mix is included. Aside: the LD of Ziegfeld Follies contained a veritable music box of fascinating outtakes – both audio and video – almost 3 hrs. of excised material. When Ziegfeld Follies found its way to DVD only a handful of those outtakes found their way to disc. It is this same anemic offering now that has made the transition to Blu. Bottom line: another astonishing effort from WAC on a musical that, arguably, remains unworthy of the effort. There are at least another two-dozen or so truly great classic movie musicals from the MGM stable that deserve a hi-def release over this one. Judge and buy accordingly.

FILM RATING (out of 5 - 5 being the best)

2

VIDEO/AUDIO

5+

EXTRAS

2

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