STEEL MAGNOLIAS: 4K UHD Blu-ray (TriStar Pictures, 1989) Sony Home Entertainment

The woman’s picture, long dormant in American movies, came rushing rather gloriously back to life in director, Herbert Ross’s Steel Magnolias (1989), a flagrantly sentimental comedy zinger, eliciting the big laughs and hearty ‘good cry’ through its affecting cocktail of pathos and wit. The film is inspired by Robert Harling’s Broadway play, reportedly written in just 10 days, but based on his personal recollections of the Louisiana-based/close-knit community of Southern women from his youth who helped ease his family through the tragic loss of Harling’s beloved sister, Susan. The Alabama-born Harling, having graduated with a law degree, never professionally put to use, transferred his passion to acting and writing prior to Susan’s death from diabetic complications. Yet, success eluded him. In one of their last heart-to-heart telephone calls, Harling recalls how Susan, always his steadfast rock, quietly confided a failing, that she had no ‘advice’ to offer him on how to improve his prospects. With Susan’s death, Harling was plunged into despair, resurrected from by his fervent desire to pay tribute to Susan’s memory. This genuine and heart-tugging enterprise evolved into Steel Magnolias, marking its Broadway debut in 1987. Subsequently, the play would be translated into seventeen different languages. And while Harling has since referenced the play’s success as Susan’s gift to him, no finer homage in brotherly love has ever been paid in kind.

Evidently, Herbert Ross agreed. Steel Magnolias is a triumphant epitaph. Its dedication to those iron-willed ladies of the deep South, each, a character straight out of character-ville, and, possessing proverbial hearts of gold, is a testament to finding the love and joy from life’s adversities. And their camaraderie is as imperishably funny, yet, as immovable as Gibraltar’s rock. The play’s most affecting attribute is Harling’s renewable kernels of truth, quiet spoken from the heart. At once, blessed yet bittersweet, these women possess a fierce sense of resolve with a devil-may-care savoir faire. In times of need, as well as moments of triumph, the indomitable spirit of Steel Magnolias endears us to its pearls of wisdom – genuine ‘soul food’ for an audience. Of course, none of it would have worked on film without the perfect cast. Steel Magnolias is inestimably endorsed by its ensemble – six pistols: Oscar-winner, Sally Fields as pragmatic M’Lynn Eatenton, Dolly Parton (effervescent hairstylist, Truvy Jones), the ever-present unvarnished clarity of Shirley MacLaine as crabby Ouiser Boudreaux, Daryl Hannah (socially inept introvert, Annelle Despoto) and, the irrefutably marvelous, Olympia Dukakis as fair-weather pixie, Claree Belcher. In only her second movie, Julia Roberts resonates as M’Lynn’s headstrong/ill-fated daughter, Shelby (Susan’s alter ego).

For Roberts, the prospect of being set in such esteemed company was daunting. Only the year before, she had been plucked from virtual obscurity to co-star in the coming-of-age charmer, Mystic Pizza (1988) – relying on the kindness of her fellow actors to get her through a performance that earned her much praise and notoriety. However, even by Hollywood’s standards, the cast of Steel Magnolias was more than a notch above the usual fare. Again, Roberts found herself in blessed surroundings. On the first day’s shoot, she arrived to discover the rest of her costars eager to embrace and support her. While any one of these legends would have been enough to carry the picture, the combined efforts from all involved proves irresistible and star-studded. At one point, Truvy astutely surmises, “Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.” Undeniably, the cast never disappoints on this score.

Set in an idyllic Natchitoches, Louisiana, Steel Magnolias is a very stout shot of Southern comfort, served up with all the vittles and vitality of an A-list roster. Harling frames the narrative in seasonal vignettes, beginning with Shelby’s July wedding, then – in order, Christmas, Independence Day, Halloween, and finally, Easter. The link between these disparate passages of time (a whole year often passes in an instant), Herbert Ross relies on a magnificent underscore by imminent composer, George Delerue. The world of film has, in fact, only benefited from Delerue’s fine art in film scoring for several decades, and Steel Magnolias, with its ever-evolving tapestry, presents Delerue with a cornucopia of emotions, masterfully culled into one central theme first heard under the main titles, and, much later, reprised during the end credits with modest embellishments. In-between these bookends, we hear cues, refrains and arcs of this same theme, repurposed in subtler ways as the story’s leitmotif. John A. Alonzo’s camera follows the gawky introvert, Annelle, as she navigates on foot past the town’s most resplendent homes and gardens, on route to Truvy’s Beauty Spot – pausing a moment to admire Shelby’s wedding day preparations; a flurry of caterers, tent and awning specialists, coordinators, musicians, hired help and so on.

We cut to M’Lynn Eatenton’s frantic realization the champagne flutes have just arrived, either chipped, shattered or broken. In the backyard, husband, Drummond (Tom Skeritt) and their two sons, Tommy (Knowl Johnson) and Jonathan (Jonathan Ward) are busying themselves shooing away a mess of pigeons with cap guns and fireworks. Amidst this bedlam, the groom, Jackson Latcherie (Dylan McDermott) sneaks through an open upstairs bedroom window to woo his bride, presently in the tub. We are given some coy dialogue to suggest the couple has had pre-wedding jitters, with Shelby having contemplated calling off the wedding. It’s all just talk – filler, actually – as Shelby’s smile reassures us and the groom she intends going through with the big day. Besides, she is late for her appointment at Truvy’s to have her hair and nails done. Truvy has just hired Annelle for her second chair. The modest beauty salon is actually a converted carport behind the house Truvy shares with her husband, Spud (Sam Shepard), built before he lost his job as a construction worker. Now, a freelance contractor, unable to compete with pro-pricing, Spud is chronically depressed, isolating himself on the sofa, or in the bedroom, watching TV and drinking beer. The couple’s son, Louie (Tom Hodges) is a motorcycling free spirit in ripped jeans and leather - the surface sheen of a bad boy. This, Annelle finds rather appealing. But there is no time to daydream, especially since Annelle may or may not be married to Bucky Buquee – a reckless philanderer from whom she is seeking refuge. Claree Belcher, the widow of the town’s former mayor, arrives from a dedication ceremony for parkland named after her late husband, where the wife of the current mayor, Janise Van Meter (Nancy Parsons) was accidentally struck by a wayward baseball. “Was she hurt?” Truvy inquiries with faux concern to which Claree slyly replies, “I doubt it. It hit her in the head.”

Claree and Ouiser are sometimes friends. Actually, Ouiser’s outward meanness is mostly an act. Confronting Annelle, Ouiser and the other women learn about Bucky. But their ravenous need for freshly minted gossip is diverted by Shelby who wastes no time divulging secrets about the romantic weekend she and Jackson spent at Frenchman’s Point, much to M’Lynn’s chagrin. These mother/daughter tensions are real enough. But suddenly, Shelby withdraws. Her face is sweaty and pale. Shelby is in the throes of a full-blown diabetic episode, gradually brought under control by M’Lynn and Truvy’s quick thinking and patience. M’Lynn explains to the others, Shelby’s doctor has informed her she should never have children. From here, we fast track through the nuptials, a garish display of ‘blush and bashful’, two shades of pink silk M’Lynn describes as “being hosed down in Pepto Bismol.” At the reception, Drummond takes great pleasure in his favorite past time, taunting Ouiser. Asking Ouiser to cut him a slice of armadillo-shaped cake, made by Jackson’s Aunt Fern (Ann Wedgeworth), Ouiser lops off the animal’s behind, serving it to Drummond to which he smugly replies, “I always say, there’s nothing like a good piece of ass.” Meanwhile, in an upstairs bedroom, Shelby is given some sound advice by M’Lynn who worries about her daughter’s future happiness and health, even as the wedding limousine – decked in inflated condoms – pulls from the driveway.

We advance to the pending Christmas holidays. Having shed her rigidly shy exterior, a more relaxed Annelle has transformed Truvy’s Beauty Spot into a kitschy Christmas wonderland. In the meantime, Claree has bought the local radio station KPPD to occupy her free time, becoming the new ‘color announcer’ for the local football team. Ouiser accompanies Claree into the men’s locker room after the game while Claree inexplicably waxes with the owner about the new uniforms, “…such a vibrant shade of purple…grape or aubergine?” “Shut up!” Ouiser tells Claree, “This is football. All the people care about is touchdowns and injuries. They don’t give a damn about that grape shit!” The night before the Eatenton’s annual Christmas party, Shelby confides to M’Lynn she is pregnant. The news is hardly reassuring. In fact, M’Lynn is utterly distraught and downright angry with Shelby for disobeying her doctor’s orders. At the same time, Shelby orchestrates a ‘chance meeting’ between Ouiser and Owen Jenkins (Bill McCutcheon), an aging suitor from her bygone youth whom she ignored to pursue the first of two disastrous marriages that have long since soured Ouiser on men in general, though not perhaps, Owen in particular. At the Eatenton’s party, news of Shelby’s pregnancy is revealed by a very proud Drummond. Sensing M’Lynn’s concern, Ouiser, Truvy, Annelle and Claree reaffirm their faith in Shelby’s decision and M’Lynn – in the face of their optimism – sides with her friends. This baby will be a blessing.

Once again, the story advances, to July 4th, coincidentally the birthday of Jackson Latcherie Jr. (C. Houser at 1 year old, and later, Daniel Camp, age 3). M’Lynn and Shelby arrive for their hair appointment at Truvy’s. However, when Truvy pulls back Shelby’s sleeve, she is horrified to see large bruises covering her forearm. M’Lynn and Shelby explain how the stress of birth caused one of Shelby’s kidneys to fail. Currently on dialysis, Shelby is preparing to enter the hospital to accept a transplant.  M’Lynn will be donating one of her kidneys. In the face of such adversity, the women step up their game. Claree and Ouiser cook for Drummond and the boys while M’Lynn recuperates from surgery. Shelby returns home to Jackson and life returns to normal…or so it would seem. Tragically, the kidney is rejected and Shelby collapses at home with only Jackson Jr. at her side. Discovered hours later by her husband, Shelby is rushed to hospital. But it is too late. She has slipped into an irreversible coma. Making the painful decision to terminate her life support, the family gathers at Shelby’s bedside to say their tearful goodbyes.

At the funeral, the remaining friends rally around M’Lynn. She maintains her composure until Annelle – who has since become a religious zealot - passionately suggests they should all be rejoicing, as Shelby is with the Lord in heaven. M’Lynn is mildly disgusted by this epitaph, until Annelle offers sincere condolences, making sense of death by acknowledging Shelby as her guardian angel. M’Lynn concurs. Shelby would not want tears. However, struggling with the ‘why?’ of Shelby’s loss pushes M’Lynn’s grief over the edge. She screams uncontrollably and tells the women she wishes she could hit something until it felt as bad as she does. To this query, Claree now grabs Ouiser by her lapels and instructs M’Lynn to strike her. “We’ll sell T-shirts!” Claree reasons, “Saying I struck Ouiser Boudreaux.  Go ahead, M’Lynn – knock her lights out!” The audacity of this offering breaks the tension with a much-needed laugh at Ouiser’s expense. Hurt by the inference half the parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack at her, Ouiser departs in anger. Later, Ouiser and Claree reconcile. M’Lynn reasons a part of Shelby will always be with her as long as she has Jackson Jr. The scene dissolves to the following spring and an Easter egg hunt along the shores of the town’s waterfront park. Jackson Jr. is momentarily frightened after Claree tells him a story about a wicked witch named Ouiser, only to discover Ouiser actually waiting to surprise him from behind a tree. Meanwhile, Annelle, who is nine months pregnant by her boyfriend, Sammy (Kevin J. O’Connor) goes into labor. Louie fetches Sammy – dressed as the Easter bunny – mounting him on the back of his Harley as the two make chase after Drummond and Annelle, speeding to the hospital in Drummond’s SUV.

Steel Magnolias is the kind of movie Hollywood used to aspire to make – character-driven, with a well-calculated plot, that today’s Hollywood has seemingly forsaken, lacking either the star-power or wherewithal to even attempt. But this is just a good ole-fashioned, lump-in-your-throat crowd-pleaser. Movies from the 1980’s often get a bad rap for being deliberately optimistic, occasionally goofy, sometimes gaudy and overflowing with gushing sentiment. While some undeniably fit the bill, Steel Magnolias is not among the castoffs. However, having lived through the eighties – I would have that time again for its kinetic optimism and great storytelling prowess at the movies. Steel Magnolias was richly rewarded at the box office, taking in $85-million. Viewed today, its syrup and sass have not withered with age. Reportedly, Shirley MacLaine was so impressed with Julia Roberts - then, the novice of this troop - she immediately telephoned her agent to encourage his representation and management of Roberts’ future career, a prophetic assessment of Roberts’ legendary run throughout the 1990’s – jet propelled into the stratosphere as a bona fide movieland goddess with the release of Pretty Woman one year later. And Steel Magnolias? While great art is often overlooked or misclassified at the outset as mere pop-u-tainment, time itself has a funny way of becoming the ultimate arbitrator of what is in good taste and has the staying power to outlive us all. Steel Magnolias is just such a movie. It will endure for decades yet to follow.  

Sony marks the 35th anniversary of Steel Magnolias with a 4K UHD release, reported to have been culled from an original 35mm negative. What’s here certainly bears out that marketing claim – almost. The main titles are still a tad softer than anticipated, with marginally amplified grain that looks more gritty than indigenous to its source. Granted, optical printing of the titles may have contributed to this slight downgrade, as immediately thereafter the image does snap together as anticipated from a native 4K remastering effort. Colors are subdued, in spots. Contrast marginally improves. Blacks are, in fact, deeper. But there still seems to be a residual softness to some scenes that may or may not be in keeping with John A. Alonzo’s original cinematography. Tough to tell, especially since Sony’s own 30th Anniversary Blu-ray was pretty immaculately rendered; Grover Crisp thereby giving himself a very tough act to follow. Sony has shelled out for a 7.1 Dolby Atmos (which is, frankly, overkill). The 5.1 DTS does just fine. We also get the original 2-channel Dolby Surround.  Sony has ported over Herbert Ross’ commentary and the ‘exclusive’ DVD featurette ‘In Full Bloom’ – a truncated ‘making of’, plus theatrical trailer. Added to the 4K is the 1990 TV pilot for a proposed series based upon the movie. It’s only presented in 480i and is atrocious – both dramatically, and, from a technical mastering standpoint. Bottom line: Steel Magnolias, the movie, is a ‘dramedy’ gemstone. This 4K bests the Blu for fine detail and marginally improved color fidelity. But you really do have to look for it. Otherwise, bring Kleenex to this life’s party.

FILM RATING (out of 5 – 5 being the best)

5+

VIDEO/AUDIO

5+

EXTRAS

3

 

Comments